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I'm officially sick of ESPN

by DRE-LO
created August 10, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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There have been many times in which ESPN have pushed me to the brink of nausea with the absolutely non-credible articles that they have posted on their website. It is for my undying passion for sports in general that this website even makes its appearance on my Internet History. Unfortunately, I have been pushed past the stage of nausea and actually felt like I was going to gag after seeing the following nonsense:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp08/news/story?id=3528454

ESPN, the soon to be ex-worldwide leader of sports has decided in it's own infinite wisdom to take it's already insane coverage of Brett Favre to yet another level. With ESPN basically posing as the Brett Favre network for the last month, I didn't think that was humanly possible.

In today's training camp practice, Nick Mangold and Brett Favre apparently had a fumbled exchange. Under the rules of Eric Mangini, one has to run a lap around the field if he happens to put the ball on the ground for any reason. These rules apply to the legend, the icon and the media darling Brett Favre. Brett Favre was treated to a rousing ovation when he ran around the field with Nick Mangold. There's no issue on my part with the ovation from Jets fans during the lap although both players felt it was a bit weird to be cheered for during a penalty lap. I bet you that the cheering fans never imagined in their wildest dreams that they would see a legend dawning their uniform and throwing crisp bullet passes to the point that they are saying Chad who?

The issue here is that ESPN has decided to post this nonsense on their site like this is relevant news. This has to mean everything he does is fair game. Stay tuned for an article about what sandwich he had for lunch. Did he have ham and cheese? Parmesan? Peanut Butter and Jelly? Why stop there? I can imagine reporters will be snooping in to see what the color of his football gloves are and what deodorant he uses before practice. In a practice last week, Jets OG Alan Faneca had two false starts and subsequently two practice laps to run that day. He's the highest paid offensive lineman in the NFL. There was no breaking news. There were no Youtube postings. In fact, most of you are probably hearing about this for the first time. And you know why:

IT'S IRRELEVANT!!!!!!


The article linked above is just another piece of evidence to show you that ESPN is on the ropes as a whole.


In fact, the entire media is on the ropes as a whole.


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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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I'm so sick of ESPN that I couldn't spell the word officially properly. I apologize in advance. But when you write what was basically a rant, these things happen.
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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First off, the fact that you got sick of ESPN in 2008 means you have a very very high tolerance for the stupid stuff they put up day in and day out.


Now, yes its irrelevant, but now instead of it being odd, it's now the norm to post irrelevant information.


When ESPN had the World Cup in 2006 I thought it was the worst telecast of a tournament since.....actually ever. I want to know about how Costa Rica playing the ball to the man on the right wing will be a key for them, instead, I get info one how they don't even have a military.


ESPN (and frankly the rest of the North American media) can get away with this talk because they are a force that can't be stopped, and as long as the people's expectations are not high, they'll deliver crappy coverage.


I have not watched SportsCenter for months now because it's repetitive garbage The Yankees, will they make the playoffs? Also, the Rays are playing. ---- Brett Favre this.......Titletown USA.


I think there is a clear reason why MSM does not want bloggers involved because its like an unofficial voice of the average Joe watching their network. For the few that have the balls to question and call BS on their shenanigans, the MSM tries to shut them up because they know that someone else will read this and say "Hey, he's right. I won't watch this stuff.", and that's not good for them at all.


And frankly, NBC's Olympic Coverage is garbage as well. Granted, they put in coverage of everything on all of their networks, but you would swear they are just saying whatever the heck they want with comments like these:


"Countries that have beach volleyball training facilities like the Netherlands, and Europe."


The US bias is horrific, did you know Michael Phelps was swimming today? Did you know Dara Torres is 41? Did you know that some kid from Africa grew up without a father while the mother died from AIDS? Irrelevance over and over and over again.


They take obvious jabs at China, and as far as I'm concerned, China is the only country that puts pressure on their athletes to perform well. It's so awful......


And Matt Lauer making fun of Hungary's uniforms and talking about Malawi (some reference about Madonna adopting a kid from there) is 100% classless.


The commentators never shut up, and for a country that brought the largest crew outside of China, they sure aren't helping themselves by having just under half of their sports being called from a monitor in New York.


None of the events are showed live west of the Mississippi, and some times they are showing events that were played the day before.


They don't care anymore, they know whatever they put up there will be accepted by the general population, while the guys like you and I will turn away from this.


I wish you guys could watch the CBC's coverage, there is bias towards Canada, but the commentators are quiet for the most part. When they do talk it's 100% relevant to the event they're covering, and with the exception of 1 or 2 sports like soccer and weightlifting, everyone is in Beijing.


Sorry for the long comment, but NBC's coverage is disappointing and irritating me, and it kills me that I have to watch this in 2010 now that CBC has lost the rights to the Olympics.
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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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I was incensed with that Madonna BS on the country Malawi. You would have never heard that years ago.
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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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I was sick of it's coverage for a LONG TIME. I only tolerated it for the highlights {and now that sucks as well} I can't stand the insane number of analysts that they have for every single sport. I can't stand how they've broken into 8 or 9 channels and yet their coverage is still extremely FLAWED. I don't care for Sportscenter either. I used to tune in to Sportscenter in it's hey-day with Charley Steiner, Keith Olbermann, Robin Roberts and so on and so forth. It was awesome. They didn't bombard you with cheap comments and analysis after EVERY SINGLE GAME THAT THEY HIGHLIGHT! Now they have Trey Wingo and Scott Van Pelt {just went into the bathroom to gag} When ESPN decided that Rush Limbaugh is a football analyst, MAY-DAY!!!! {just gagged again} My brother continues to watch ESPN First Take just so he can put Skip Bayless and Dana Jacobsen and the other subpar analysts on there on blast. {just gagged again, Skip Bayless will do that to you} And not to mention it's website and the absolutely putrid opinion articles written on there. I've long ago given up reading that nonsense. But the media as a whole is dying. And I mainly think when it began dying is when major networks such as NBC started to disintegrate. USA, Telemundo, SCI-FI, MSNBC, CNBC, Bravo, Hallmark Channel, are all part of NBC. Fox has Fox News, Fox Business, Fox Sports NET affiliates over the place, FX, and MY NETWORK TV.
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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Oh goodness My Network TV sucks.....


I miss UPN!
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ThecrookedcapAll-Star
455 days ago
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Coming next on Sportcenter... Has Brett Favre taken a dump in the last 10 minutes?
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False ProphetAll-Star
455 days ago
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Scott van Pelt: let's go live to the Meadowlands, where Sal Palantonio is standing by with an answer. Sal, has Brett Favre taken a dump in the last 10 minutes?

Sal Palantonio: Well, Scott, from what I'm hearing, the news out of the Jets Locker Room is that Brett Favre may very well have taken a dump in the past 20 minutes, but they have yet to confirm whether or not he has taken a dump in the past 10 minutes.

I just spoke with the head Janitor of the Jets Facilities, and he said that the pipe system IS ready to handle another Brett Favre dump. I have not, however, heard any word from the Jets front office as to whether or not they are worried about the potential (or lack thereof) Favre dump.

When Mangini spoke to the press yesterday, he was asked about the strategic influence the news over whether or not Brett Favre has taken a dump in the past 10 minutes would have on the jets team. He said "[We]...[think] that [Brett Favre]...will...be....[ready] regardless...[of] the current [circumstances] surrounding...[his]...dump."

Back to you Scott.

Scott: Thanks Sal, COMMING UP NEXT ON SPORTSCENTER: "A NASCAR race you have to see a the end of... an update on the PacMa- err...Adam Jones situation in Dallas, and the rest of the 2nd round of our ULTIMATE SPORTS BLOOPERS CHALLENGE, what is the greatest sports blooper ever? We might have an answer, after this..."
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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FP, since I've been on this site that may be the funniest comment I've read from you. ++++++
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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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Trey Wingo: Welcome to NFL Live on ESPN. We continue our coverage of the Brett Favre dump controversy. I'm Trey Wingo sitting with Skip Bayless. Skip, I'm sure during your career you dealt with plenty of issues involving dumps and bowel movements. Your comments on this situation.

Skip: Well, what I really want to know and am really interested in finding out is whether he ACTUALLY covered the seat with toilet paper first. Did the bathroom have toilet-seat wrap at first? THIS IS VERY ESSENTIAL INFORMATION THAT THE PUBLIC, ESPECIALLY ME MUST FIND OUT!!!!

Trey Wingo: What sandwich do you think he ate before taking the dump first, Skip?

Skip: I ABSOLUTELY AND POSITIVELY BELIEVE HE ATE A SARDINE SANDWICH! I know that when I eat sardine sandwiches, I'm in and out all day and..

Trey Wingo: We'll be back after this.
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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS: ESPN.COM has obtained audio footage of Brett Favre's dump. This audio clip lasts about 10 minutes. The sounds you may hear are very disturbing and there is a great deal of foul language. He also makes very interesting comments You might want to take the children away from the TV at this time. Here is Favre's dump with no commercial interruption:

Brett: UHHHHHGGHHAAAHH! S***!*! What the... UHHHHHHHAHAAAAAHH1HHHHAAAAHHHH S###, WOOOO. UGGGHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH HOLY CHRISTMAS! UGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHAAAHHHH!!

Wow, it feels good to be a Jet, NY loves me and I love me. Screw Green...UGHHHHHGHHHHHGHHHHHGGGHHHDHHHH!!!!!
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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Trey Wingo: We now bring our own Chris Mortensen to talk about the breaking news he has received.


Chris Mortensen: Thanks Trey, I'm hearing from Jets officials that Favre did take a massive dump and at the same time passed a kidney stone. Looks like this may have resulted in a clogged toilet, and Favre will have to get to work with the plunger as punishment. Favre is reportedly unhappy and wants to be traded back to Green Bay.


(The late night edition of NFL Live)


Trey Wingo: Our top story of course is Brett Favre, let's go back to our own Chris Mortensen.


Chris: Well Trey, it turns out Brett was just taking a leak at the urinal instead of the story I reported earlier.
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SraportPee Wee
455 days ago
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do you only tell fart jokes?
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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No, just for this thread.
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SraportPee Wee
455 days ago
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you sure
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SSreportersLegend
455 days ago
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Yeah, now who are you?
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SraportPee Wee
454 days ago
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Alfred Sraport
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SraportPee Wee
454 days ago
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who are you?
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SSreportersLegend
454 days ago
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Nice to meet you, now why do you magically have 94 minuses given in one day?
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SraportPee Wee
454 days ago
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I don't like you
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SSreportersLegend
454 days ago
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You just signed on yesterday and the first comment was directed towards me.....


And please justify your "not liking me" deal.
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SraportPee Wee
454 days ago
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i think its fairly clear
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SSreportersLegend
454 days ago
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Well Manny...er....."Sraport", it's not clear to me.
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DRE-LOAAA-er
455 days ago
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Welcome to Armchair GM, by the way. What we're doing is making light of an absolutely irrelavant story that should have never been made news in the first place. When absurd stories such as the link above make their way into supposed credible websites such as ESPN.com, we reserve the right to be just as asburd in our response, feel me.
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Ohio VolWaterboy
455 days ago
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Mike Greenberg: The real story is that him taking a dump would push Brett Favre into the top spot for our latest incarnation of "Who's Now?"

Sean Salisbury: As big of a story as me abusing my cell phone camera privileges and then acting like what I was photographing 24/7?

Pam Ward: I think the big story is that my urologist told me that my prostate was fine.

Michelle Tafoya: No, the bigger story is that I was on Maury with Suzy Kolber....and as to my relation to her baby, I am NOT the father!

Joe Theismann: Whatever; the refs have screwed this whole thing up.

Mike Tirico: I can't believe this guy still gets up in the booth for nothing more than having had his leg shattered on national TV. Couldn't we find Napoleon McCallum to replace him or something?

Skip Bayless: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE ALL CRAZY! I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD THAT HAS EVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Stephen A. Smith: Oh yeah Skip? Well AHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO YOU TOO, Y'UNDERSTAND? THE NBA! LEBRON! KOBE!

Dana Jacobson: Dang, mu nuts itch.

Len Pasquarelli: Hang on, I'm about to break the story that Brett Favre will return for the 2007 season.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
455 days ago
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ESPN? What the hell is an ESPN? Never heard of it.
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RomiezzoLegend
455 days ago
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I heard it was a city in Colorado...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
454 days ago
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It's like sports in Spanish.
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CheezerAll-Star
454 days ago
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Rmomi with the
That comment is a
Hidden Gem
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CheezerAll-Star
454 days ago
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25 years and I still can't type.
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
454 days ago
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Let's join Mike Golic for the King Cobra Crown of Comments.

This could be a running thread, where comments are made on a daily basis. A couple of notes: at least you're a Yakees fan. You have no clue how bad it is for those of us that don't have an affinity for the Yanks or the Sawx. I officially propose their next network be ESBNY, a feeble attempt, to alleviate some of the coverage.

Second, next time you hear Skip Bayless talk, imagine he's a slave master talking about his slaves. Seriously. His comments make so much more sense if you do.

Third, if a city (town? village?) is going to be Titletown, shouldn't the average American be able to find it on a map? Cue the Miss South Carolina jokes. But, if you have to attach the state to the end of the city's name, it probably shouldn't be in the running.

Fourth, ESPN's last two attempts at "hard-hitting journalism" targeted Miguel Tejada and Joe Paterno. These are the worst criminals in sports? They successfully avoid the elephants and 800-pound gorillas, preferring to target someone who may be a couple years older than he reported and an 81 year-old man who runs a program that is no worse than a symptom of the bigger problem in college athletics.

Lastly, Pats fans be prepared for the dreaded term, "riding a X game regular season winning streak." I foresee a fancy little graphic in the corner, and Frau Blucher being drug out to be beaten by Berman and the boys.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
454 days ago
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Seems like you need a dose of the glove.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
454 days ago
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That is some VERY wise advice for an Anon!
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Baltimoresports247All-American
454 days ago
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actually SS you're wrong about one thing...you can go to sportscenter.com and comment on anchor blogs
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SSreportersLegend
454 days ago
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Actually, Awfulannouncing.com is having a live chat with Josh Elliott of Sportscenter because of them doing live morning broadcasts.
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MegECass110AAA-er
454 days ago
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...which I was very impressed with, by the way. It was very crisp, they changed the sets of highlights each hour, different content, not a whole lot of fluff.
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Baltimoresports247All-American
454 days ago
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lol I this was "this just in" material on sportscenter two minutes ago: Brett Favre practices twice with Jets
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SSreportersLegend
454 days ago
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Brett better watch out because if the Jets are 6-9 and he's throwing 25 INTs instead of TDs, he'll actually get booed, which may hurt his feelings.


CFL: We have no prima donna wussies like the NFL.
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JeliamentTee-Baller
454 days ago
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ESPN is one of the favorate channel. ESPN is origanally an acronym for entertainment and sports progamming network, is an American cable television network dedicated to boardcasting. ESPN full form is Europian Society for Pediatric Neurosurgery (ESPN) seeks to promote the health of children in Europe.
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