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I'm Going To The Superbowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EliManning

created January 21, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009

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Who the hell needs a bye week, I beat Tampa (in Tampa), beat Dallas (in Dallas) and beat Green Bay (in Green Bay), and I kicked the game winning field goal, yeah it was me in Laurence's jersey, you know he's a choke artist. I beat Brett Favre in Lambeau! Who else did that but Michael Vick but he's in jail eating chicken and fries so now I'm the King of Lambeau, next time we go there I'm going to Lambeau Leap. Eli Manning is the G.O.A.T bitches.....bring it Brady, you don't got Vinatieri to save you behind now

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False ProphetAll-Star

679 days ago

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1. I dare you to do the Lambeau Leap. You'll be lucky if you don't get smacked across the face.

2. Daunte Culpepper did it as well, so as of now, you're not in very good company as far as QB's go.

3. Vinateri sucks. He's been washed up since he left foxboro. Gostkowski is his heir

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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Darn Eli... I was unaware how multi-talented you are... recieving a trophy while typing up this little bit on yourself... impressive

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False ProphetAll-Star

679 days ago

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$20 says the real Eli Manning is drunk already

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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only because he is a lightweight

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Behbigben15All-Star

679 days ago

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This says it all

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EliManningSoccer Kid

679 days ago

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Oh shit how did you find that

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Behbigben15All-Star

679 days ago

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Im sure that's his first drink, too.

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Behbigben15All-Star

679 days ago

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Google

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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haha, he googled your ass

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

679 days ago

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$25 says Eli has already asked Archie if he is a real Manning man now....

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EliManningSoccer Kid

679 days ago

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I don't type I got someone to type for me as I talk

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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because its too cold outside to type... because you are still on the field...

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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick

679 days ago

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Who? Cooper?

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Behbigben15All-Star

679 days ago

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WOW, there are so many ways to make fun of you for this. I think every single AGM user knows that your a fraud, and you have made it SO obvious. If you were really Eli, you wouldn't say I, you would say, we, or my team. Because its obvious that you didn't beat Tampa, Dallas, and Green Bay on your own. Plus, I think Eli would know that there's a space between Eli, and Manning, it's TWO words, not one.

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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he thinks he is the team, so he would take the credit

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IbeargRed-Shirting

679 days ago

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you proved he's not the real eli manning... congrats on that piece of investigative journalism there bigben

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Tom BradyLittle Leaguer

679 days ago

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Congratulations, Eli. Didn't I tell you we'd see each other in Glendale? (In all honesty, I thought you'd be vending popcorn at the game, but this way's good too.)

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Falcon02520Legend

679 days ago

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Tom? Tom Brady? When did you come to AGM? This is soooo exciting a real life internet identity... I'm glad we know its really you though

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False ProphetAll-Star

679 days ago

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I thought that Eli would be sitting next to his dad in a booth:

Archie: Look at that Eli (points to Brady...)
Eli: What?
Archie: Tom Brady...
Eli: Why?
Archie: Because son, he's a real NFL QB, like your brother
Eli: And I'm not?
Archie: Well, to be honest, no.  If you didn't share a last name with me and your brother, chances are you wouldn't be starting anymore.

Ahhh...what could have happened....

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Tom BradyLittle Leaguer

679 days ago

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Ive been around, dude. I would have written an article like this one by Eli, but for me ... well, been there, done that, you know?

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SSreportersLegend

679 days ago

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Jamel, how are you?! J/K. Congrats Eli, OMG OMG OMG, I'M TALKING TO THE GUY WHO IS TYPING FOR ELI!!!

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

679 days ago

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Eli Manning, Real or Imagined, I'm proud of you, kid!!

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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick

679 days ago

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Too bad Jeff Feagles is probably gonna choke the game away for you, Eli. Everyone knows he can't win the big one...

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BabyjesusSoccer Kid

679 days ago

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To Eli my son, I too am proud of you. You fought I tough fight. You were strong. You were courageous. You were ALMOST as good as your brother. One day your father will be proud of you, almost, as proud as the father above is of you right now. So go young man! Drink! Celebrate! Be Merry!

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KillingpabloJV Squad

679 days ago

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To Eli my son,

Do us all a favor and drop kick Tom Brady in the neck for us. And during that drop kick go break your leg. Do it BEFORE the game starts so we don't have to witness you both playing and the world can be a better place.

And nice riffle baby jesus.

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FrugolfVarsity Captain

679 days ago

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Eli, you're only hope is that all of the experts pick the other team again.Oh that's right they will, but they also have picked the Pats in every game.So they have been wrong on all the Giants games and right on all the Pats games.Something has to give.I'll be rooting for you Eli, and I know the 72 Dolphins will bw too, I just hope that's enough.

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TrizzAll-American

679 days ago

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Thanks for killing my buzz, Eli i had a big article on how Brett Favre and the Packers ruined my first Superbowl memory but noooo you had to hit that damn kick

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