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Afraidofedhochuli
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How to Back Stab the Seattle Fans: A Hostile Hochuli Editorial

by Afraidofedhochuli
created March 03, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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In 1780 a traitor was found whose name would become synonymous in the United States with the act of defection. He was a Major General in the Continental Army who was frustrated with the Continental Congress’ inability to see his accomplishments. He requested to run West Point in July of 1780 with the sole desire to turn it over to the British Army.

Lucky for us, General Washington figured it out. However, the turncoat escaped back to London where he became a high ranking officer in the British Army. He would die an old man in London, but his name would live on as a defector in the U.S.

Saturday morning I was given the news that Seattle had been given its very own Benedict Arnold.

Josh Brown didn’t risk lives, but he has turned his back on the team and the fans that helped him to become who he is now. He was offered the same amount of money from the Seattle Seahawks but he chose the dome in St. Louis. I guess the amount of guaranteed money from the Rams was higher.

I feel lied to. He had said in several interviews that he wanted to follow the Mack Strong mold: Retire with the team that drafted you. 

It was the same money, Josh…so why leave?

Will money buy you a championship?
Will money buy you a championship?

Supposedly he wasn’t happy with the long-snapper situation (join the club) and the Seahawks were trying to back-load the contract. He didn’t like that either.

This wouldn’t hurt Seattle fans as much if he had gone to a different team, but a cross-division rival isn’t the way any of us wanted.

He is a traitor to Seahawks “nation”. He has turned his back on us and we will turn our back on him. Does Josh feel comfortable kicking in Qwest Field? Well, he can kiss that goodbye. The Giants thought we were pumping in crowd noise before; the Rams will think a train carrying thunder is rolling by.

He is the new Adam Vinatieri: a kicker leaving his team to sign with a rival. He is to us what Parcells was to the Patriots after he left them for the Jets. He is now to us what Johnny Damon was to the Red Sox when he went to the Yankees.

I am in the process of getting his agents info so we can send him a package. This package will include the Fiancee’s Jersey that she JUST GOT for Christmas and a note that says: “Thought you might want this back.”

I don’t think that his loss will be that detrimental to the team’s Super Bowl aspirations, but if the new guy misses a kick that would have locked up Home-Field Advantage…that will be the end of that.

Hopefully the Hawks can find a solid replacement in the 7th round as they did in 2003.

  • Addendum: I understand that players leave to go where the money is or where they feel they can play/make a difference; that is the nature of free agency. My point is this: stabbing a city in the back is dangerous.

From: Afraidofedhochuli

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CheezerAll-Star
635 days ago
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I really don't know what to say Hoch. Why would Brown make the move? He has a better chance at winning in Seattle and the money is the same... Something about one of Big Mike's daughters?
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JuTMSY4Legend
635 days ago
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Could be worse you guys could have let Alge Crumpler walk... wait...
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
634 days ago
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HA! Supposedly, it is based on his physical. A few teams let him walk.
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MegECass110AAA-er
635 days ago
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I love how kickers can be so important or so unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Sure, he did the same thing as Adam V did, but did he win two Super Bowls and make possibly the greatest field goal in league history? I know how you feel though.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
634 days ago
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no he didn't. I understand that Adam is better, but to Seattle Fans, who loved the guy, it is a jerky thing to do.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
634 days ago
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he was on the radio today...total ass he prtty much said that it was because the Hawks didn't kiss his ass enough.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
634 days ago
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Just curious but how exactly did Seahawks fans help Josh Brown "become who is he now"?

Joe Average Seattle Seahawk Fan converted Brown into a traitor?

Hang him high!
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
634 days ago
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He has said that the Fans helped him become the kicker he is now. We all know that this is a saying and not actually possible...unless some random guy gave him pointers on his long kicks.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
634 days ago
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Brown might have a future in politics.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
634 days ago
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cause he is full of sh*t?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
634 days ago
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Kissing babies while stealing their lollipops. Absolutely.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
634 days ago
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all this rankle over a kicker? he'll probably miss a couple kicks and be out of a job in a year or two anyway.
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IbeargRed-Shirting
634 days ago
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sorry that was me
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SSreportersLegend
634 days ago
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Lawrence Tynes

Jay Feely

Nuff said.
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