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Fun With Headlines II

by SSreporters
created February 18, 2008, last edited May 21, 2008
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Instead of fooling around with baseball player names, we're going to make it a little wider in sports using soccer. Most of these headlines I found on Google News Reader.

Nicky Butt

  • Butt pins faith on Keegan.
  • Butt urges boss to bring in quality.
  • Newcastle agree for 2.5 million pound fee for Butt.
  • Butt wants out.
  • United's Ferguson blames Butt.

Danny Shittu

  • Shittu exit talk again.
  • Shittu makes amends to revive Hornets.
  • Shittu to sink former side.
  • Shittu aiming to show what might have been.
  • Shittu heads home.
  • Kalou on song to bring Shittu down.

Dean Windass

  • Windass sidelined after operation.
  • Brown salutes Windass class.
  • Windass spoils Dickov's day.

Paul Dickov

The names sounds like (Pull Dickoff)

  • Dickov boosts for safety quest.
  • Dickov uses his best but Wolves force a stalemate.
  • Dickov a danger, to own defenders.
  • Dickov effect rubs off on Pool.
  • Larry hails Dickov displays.
  • Grayson praises deadly Dickov.

Bonus! David Seaman

  • Seaman stops United attack.
  • Seaman won't be denied.
  • Seaman continues his clean sheet run.

Any others you have heard of?


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Agent0Red-Shirting
680 days ago
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Seaman won't be denied...
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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Hmm...did you read the whole thing or did you just feel like repeating what I just put on here?
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Agent0Red-Shirting
680 days ago
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I read the whole thing...that one just stuck in my head, lol...it's funny.
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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Peter Brackley (ITV Commentator in England) had a comment in PES6 the soccer video game: He's stroking it around looking for an opening.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
680 days ago
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What a player Pean is
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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BC blows goats. And Pean................
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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Well that didn't work.


Pean is jacked up for finish.
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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High School Spring Break must be this week. Just buy a "Big Johnson" t-shirt Pean!
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Agent0Red-Shirting
680 days ago
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"Pean is jacked up for finish"

OMG WOW! I love it...plain and simple.
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SSreportersLegend
680 days ago
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Pean is tossed out, Twins lose.
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JuTMSY4Legend
680 days ago
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SSR it's this way. SSR Blows pean
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