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Fun With Baseball Player Headlines

by SSreporters
created February 16, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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I know Pean did like two articles using Sportsline headlines of players like Chien Ming Wang, Randy Johnson, Bartolo Colon, etc. Well I've decided to bring that back using mostly ESPN headlines and newspaper sites since Sportsline won't update crap until baseball season starts.

Chien-Ming Wang

  • Wang torched
  • Yanks win arbitration case with Wang.
  • Pettitite, Wang otherwise occupied as Yankees report.
  • Wang showdown looms.
  • Wang won't get long term deal.
  • Jeter, Wang talk.

Randy "Big Unit" Johnson

  • Back lands Big Unit on DL.
  • How will Johnson perform?
  • Mailbag: Where to slot Big Unit?
  • Predicting Cy success for Hudson, Big Unit

Bartolo Colon

  • Royals to get a taste of Angels' Colon.
  • Indians losing interest in Colon.
  • Colon encouraged by rehab, nears return to Halos.
  • Angels deactivate Colon from DL, to start against M's.

R.A. Dickey

  • Dickey conducts clinic.
  • Dickey activated; Allen promoted.

Rusty Kuntz

  • Pirates' Cox joins White Sox staff; Cuellar, Kuntz find jobs in minors.

That was the only notable headline I could find.

Bonus! Bobby Cox

  • Cox no doubt the best in the biz.
  • Hot stove fires up with Cox.
  • Braves extend Manager Cox.
  • Bonds blasts 759, Cox tossed again.

Hopefully when baseball season starts, I'll have more ammunition for these headlines.


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OneflydudeAll-American
679 days ago
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"Wang gets beat again"
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OneflydudeAll-American
679 days ago
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"Wang takes a beating from Giants" I could use his name all day
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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Wang comes up big against Twins.
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OneflydudeAll-American
679 days ago
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++++++++++++++++++++ Damn that was a good one!
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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Wang tugged around by Twins.


Wang dominated by B-Jays.
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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Let me get this out of the way: "Wow, high school spring break must be out. Why don't you just go by a 'Big Johnson' T-Shirt and stop wasting our time?"
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KelsdadAll-Star
679 days ago
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Let me get this out of the way: This article would be considered good if Frank wrote it, and we all know what a literary giant he is.
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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Please don't bring that up.:)
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FightingchancefantasyJV Squad
679 days ago
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There was one I saw the other day Yankees won't go long with Wang
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
679 days ago
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C'mon SSR, you missed the entire Albert Pujols (Poo-Holes) category... here's a tasty sampling for you from a simple Google News search:

Can Pujols stay on top?
Pujols finally connects after misfiring
Yeah, Pujols is a line-drive hitter all right
Pujols heats up as Cardinals beat Angels
Pujols ends slump as Cards thump Astros
Pujols pushes to get even better
Pujols pulls out of slump with 2 homers
Pujols among best low-whiff run producer

Pujols is pure trouble for pitchers
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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+++++++++++++++.
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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I've got to try this for basketball...Rudy Gay anyone?
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OneflydudeAll-American
679 days ago
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"Gay penetrates to the hole"
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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Gay sore after game, Johnson to blame.
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SSreportersLegend
679 days ago
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This is soccer player Danny Shittu: CURBS IS KEEN ON SHITTU
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Patrickburke1980All-American
679 days ago
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Jeter, Wang talk. Love ensues.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
679 days ago
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Wang gets jacked
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FightingchancefantasyJV Squad
679 days ago
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Harden excited early in camp.
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