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Fixing the Rangers in five easy steps

by Taytay 24
created June 08, 2007, last edited April 07, 2009
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The Texas Rangers need some serious help. Fortunately, they are only five steps away from being a contender.

Step One: Tom Hicks, sell the team. Want to spend more time with your new soccer team, Liverpool? Fine by me. Sell the Rangers—I’d recommend Mark Cuban. Love him or hate him, but the guy wants to win. There is no reason why a team in the sixth largest market should have the 21st ranked payroll. Also, according to Jim Reeves of the Fort Worth Star Telegram, Nolan Ryan is also interested. Instant cred. Either one would be a vast improvement over Hicks, who is killing this team, with a little help from his friends. Which leads us to...

Step Two: Fire the GM. In 2004, the Boston Red Sox broke an 86-year curse by winning the World Series. Theo Epstein was the team’s GM, hired two years earlier as the youngest GM in MLB history. In 2005, Hicks thought that if he hired an even younger GM, the Rangers would win, too. And it might have worked if it wasn’t for those meddling kids...

Jon Daniels is in over his head. If you listen to him speak, he sounds like he is wishing things to get better. He’s counting on breaks to even out and start going their way. Sorry, Jon, ain’t gonna happen. You make your own breaks. In the past two years, Daniels has traded away Chris Young, Coco Cordero and John Danks. You’re telling me those three guys wouldn’t help this staff? Breaks? This team is just broken.

Step Three: Fire the manager. Word was that Ron Washington blew everyone away in his interview. He did the same in the spring, suckering everyone in the DFW area in with his energy and infectious attitude. And then April rolled around.

Like Daniels, Wash is also in over his head. He may have been a great coach with Oakland, but he’s no manager. You know the brilliant coordinator in the NFL who is a total failure as a head coach? That’s Wash. Maybe he and Wade Phillips can be BFF since they have that in common, but I’m hoping he won’t be around that long. I’m telling you, they should have gone with Trey Hillman. Go Nippon Ham Fighters!

Step Four: Trade. Trade Teixeira. Trade Gagne. Trade Sosa, Lofton, Frankie Cat. Trade anyone over 25 for prospects. Doing things halfway has turned the Rangers into the worst team in baseball with no farm system to speak of. Blow it up completely and commit to youth. This naturally leads to...

Step Five: Get a plan and stick with it. The Rangers have changed direction countless times in the past decade. Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News reports that they have had six scouting directors since 1995—continuity has been a foreign concept with this team. They had a great opportunity at the draft, with six of the top 80 picks. Time will tell, but I’m not optimistic. The Rangers are too focused on pitching. I know what you’re thinking: their pitching stinks—they need to focus on it. Not so. They need to draft the best player available every single time, regardless of position. Stock those players in the minors and develop them. If you need a pitcher in a couple years, trade for him then, but no more reaching for pitchers in the draft. So what did the Rangers do? Four of their first five picks were pitchers. Maybe four out of five times the best player was a pitcher, but I have my doubts.

So there you have it. Five easy steps to greatness. Other than that, they’re golden.

Also published at 110 Percent.


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The BeastAAA-er
890 days ago
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I couldn't agree more with number five. The Angels rebuilt the farm under Bill Stonehman in 2000. Seven years later we have one of the best farm systems in baseball.
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Taytay 24All-American
890 days ago
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Showoff.
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JuTMSY4Legend
890 days ago
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You nailed number 1 and its a problem that plagues a lot of teams (speaking w/ experience). All of your other suggestions should fall into line assuming 1 happens...and that's why it sucks to be a baseball team fan, when you are held at the whims of a cheap/idiot owner...
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Taytay 24All-American
890 days ago
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Yep. Everything originates with Hicks. The lack of commitment, the Boras Factor, the Hart Factor, the poor hires, A-Rod, and on and on and on. Tom Hicks is my nemesis.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
890 days ago
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They traded away the best closer in baseball in Franicisco Cordero and Kevin Mench to the Brewers and all they got in return was Carlos Lee who played a half season then signed with Astros and Nelson Cruz recently sent down to minors.
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Taytay 24All-American
890 days ago
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No kidding. Did they seriously think they were buyers last year? The scary thing is they are saying the same this year. Hicks was not joking a couple weeks ago when he said they would wait to see if they were buyers or sellers. HELLO! YOU ARE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE! YOU ARE A SELLER!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
890 days ago
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Step 6 - Find a way, ANYWAY to bring back Alex Rodriguez!
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Taytay 24All-American
890 days ago
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If they were to do that, I'm out. Forever.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
890 days ago
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As long as Tom Hicks owns this team, ANYTHING is possible.
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Taytay 24All-American
890 days ago
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Oh, I know that. Why do you think Step One is sell the team?
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