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Eaton Stinks

by Phils Phan Scott
created March 08, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Yes, this is a rant.

Adam Eaton flat out stinks. Last year, his 6.29 ERA was the worst starting ERA in the league. 6.29! It's almost unfathomable that a major league pitcher could be so consistently awful over the course of 30 starts.

Let's give plenty of credit to Pat Gillick for a historically stupid signing. Eaton never recorded more than 11 wins in a season, never pitched 200 innings, and never had an ERA under 4.00 at a pitcher's park in San Diego, yet Gillick deemed him worthy of a three-year, $24 million contract. I will make one positive statement about Adam Eaton. Even HE admitted last week that he's being paid more than what he's worth.

Fast forward to Spring Training. Eaton has been pounded in his two starts. Then, he complained about soreness in his back. Tests on his back this spring have come back negative. When the Phillies shut down Eaton last year after he complained about a sore shoulder, tests came back negative. Here's another reason why Eaton stinks. He's soft!

Every big league player feels aches and pains towards the end of a grueling season. Every player feels soreness during Spring Training as they get back into shape. Great players fight through it. Those who stink complain about it and make excuses.

I hope Eaton's "soreness" allows another Phillies pitcher to step up and claim the last spot in the rotation, although the Durbins (Chad & J.D.) haven't pitched much better. Travis Blackley is now a legit contenter, while Kris Benson is progressing nicely and could be ready by the end of April.

I don't care what Applebee's says. Eaton ain't good in the neighborhood. He can't pitch in the big leagues. He can't pitch underhand in a beer league softball game. He can't even pitch in a tee-ball game.

Phillies, you offered the money, so pay Adam Eaton what you're contracted to pay him. Just please don't let him bring that stench to the pitcher's mound anymore. He stinks.

End of rant.


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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
635 days ago
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It could be worse. It could have been Andy Ashby and a third wretched tenure with the Phillies. Compared to Ashby, Eaton is a gem.
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Phils Phan ScottWaterboy
633 days ago
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Have we set the bar that low? All I want from the fifth starter is a chance to win. Just don't give away a game every fifth day and I'll be happy. If it wasn't for the Phillies offense, Eaton may have approached 20 losses.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
633 days ago
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Carl Pavano would like Eaton to sign his baseball.
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Ccampbell34All-American
633 days ago
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Gillick used the same strategy the Royals did with Gil Meche, there's a solid chance Eaton won't make the rotation though. Myers, Hamels, Moyer and Kendrick are definently in and the two Durbins both are better pitchers than Eaton.
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JuTMSY4Legend
633 days ago
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last i checked, jamie moyer hasn't given up a run this spring...
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Patrickburke1980All-American
633 days ago
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I agree 100%. Eaton definitely does suck.
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Patrickburke1980All-American
633 days ago
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...and if it makes you feel better, Kris Benson also sucks.
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JuTMSY4Legend
633 days ago
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eh? I thought they signed anna...does kris have to come along?!
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Tmil42AAA-er
632 days ago
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Well, at least Anna and Kris have something in common.
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Phils Phan ScottWaterboy
633 days ago
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Both Durbins have been rocked and Blackley got hammered yesterday. Looks like a war of attrition.

I like the Benson signing though. Best case scenario: He performs as well as a number three starter and solidifies the rotation. Worst case: Benson does nothing, you plug in one of the other guys, and you get to look at Anna for awhile.

By the way, Eaton still stinks.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
632 days ago
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Myers and Moyer have not allowed a run all spring but the other starters are imploding. Hamels is ranked 23rd in ERA among Phillies starters with a 12.60 ERA..Eaton is 24th at 15.75...and Kendrick is 26th with 16.43 ERA....season starts in about two weeks so time is running out...maybe they are getting their bad pitching out of their system now.
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