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Afraidofedhochuli
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Dear Seattle: Your Bandwagon is Showing - A Hostile Hochuli Editorial

by Afraidofedhochuli
created April 09, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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I hate the bandwagon. The bandwagon is the place for people who are too busy to really care about sports and to only follow the “good” teams.

And that is why I am tired of living in Seattle. Okay, please Seattle, before you start attacking me and fire bombing my hummer (tricked you, I drive a Sentra…oh…damn…) just hear me out.

Back in 2005 the Seattle Seahawks had a few preseason games blacked out because they couldn’t sell tickets. I was able to purchase a “4-game” pack of tickets, and was also able to get tickets in the lower level of the South Endzone for less then $50.00.

Now, to get seats five rows from the roof of the 300 level at Qwest Field, you have to shell out $60.00 JUST for the Season Ticket holders. I’m guessing that the single games seats will be around $75.00. And with that, fans like me who had those packs, can’t even get in contact with the guy who sold me the tickets because I can't afford to drop $100.00 as a deposit so maybe 7 years down the road I can have a seat.

What happened? 2005 they went to the Superbowl. That’s right everyone realized they were finally good, and they decided that they wanted to be part of it.

But, Matt, you waited until 2005 to get your tickets. Right, because I was in college 100 miles away and couldn’t really explain that expense to the parental units.

You can also attach this to the Mariners, albeit on a different front. Baseball is much cheaper to see, yet there are 10 times as many games as football. I am more likely to go to eight games a year for the Mariners then I am to go to two NFL games. Plus, you can just walk up to get tickets to baseball games; no waking up early on a Saturday just to be told they sold out in 30 seconds.

You: That is a pretty pathetic reason to hate Seattle sports fans.

Matt: That’s right, so let me go a bit further. The Seattle Mariners are 3-5 because of the loss of J.J. Putz. With Putz they very well could be 6-2 or 7-1, due to the problems the Bullpen is having. They have had some struggles from the Offense, but the Starting Pitching has been much better then the M’s have seen in years.

Yet, what is the growing sentiment about the SoDo team?

That they are imploding. Really? We all knew that the Offense was going to be bad, we have no real upgrade from the team that ranked 7 th in the AL (14 th in MLB) last year in Runs Scored. That isn’t terrible, but it is just as mediocre as we all thought.

And who gets the brunt of this? Richie Sexson. Everyone wants to boo him because the guy is getting paid so much and not getting as many hits as we would like. But, booing him during the first series of the year? Guess what he is batting right now: .259 with an on base percentage of .412. What about Brad Wilkerson, the one off-season acquisition that the team made to “bolster” the offense? .095.

As of today: Richie has the sixth best average of any Mariner with over 10 at bats. DH Jose Vidro, C Kenji Johjima and Wilkerson all have lower averages. His one Home Run puts him tied for second on the team…the leaders all have 2. And to top it off, his 6 RBIs is second only to Jose Lopez’s 8, not to mention that he leads the team in OBP.

Yet, Richie gets the brunt of it. Fine, Seattle give him that; that is your prerogative. Does it help him hit the ball, though? No. It gets in his head. But, I have discussed that previous ( Booing Doesn’t Help) and it hasn’t done anything, so I give up on the booing.

What I don’t give up on, Sea-town, is your need to quickly jump ship. Yes, the team is 3-5, but that means there are 154 games left in which they can get back into it. Do you really think that the Orioles have the type of lineup to go 6-1 or that the Tigers are really 0-7 bad?

Let’s circle back around to the Seahawks. I don’t know if you know this or not but we have a running back by the name of Shaun Alexander under contract with the Seahawks. A few seasons ago Alexander was the MVP of the NFL and was the touchdown record holder.
This is a guy who has been to three Pro Bowls, led the league in Rushing Yards, Touchdowns and Attempts. Here is a pillar to the community who has been with the team when the times were bad and now in the good moments.

Yet, the city of Seattle called for his head most of the 2007 season. Yes, his running style wasn’t working, but what do you expect when the guy has an injury and the team’s Offensive line is made up of pieces that don’t fit? Now the Seahawks have a few new guys on the roster and everyone is holding their breath for his release.

I have been critical of him as well but my point is this: Seattle, you are too quick to join the good and leave the bad. Myself included.

Maybe this is a problem in the fabric of “fanaticism” or maybe it is my imagination, but since I haven’t lived an in any other city that has a major sports franchise I can’t compare it, and since my imagination rules my life I can’t separate it from reality.

Don’t even get me started on the Sonics.

Am I wrong?

From: AfraidofEdHochuli

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SSreportersLegend
596 days ago
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I had no idea Napoleon15 moved to Seattle.


Oh, you mean the Seattleites? I think most people are off the Steve Raible's mustache bandwagon now.....
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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He is THATguy
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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whoops that is suppose to be one down
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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Read the timeline of events leading up to the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn; I'm telling ya they two stories are way too similar.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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scratch that, my buddy commented on my username and thought this was a sonics article. Moving forward... let me go back and read this "hostile hochuli" editorial... which are a lil too soft and not a bunry for my liking.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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And SSR, and someone else minus that comment so it seperates itself from me
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SSreportersLegend
596 days ago
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Tell your friend to sign up.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
596 days ago
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With Putz they very well could be 6-2 or 7-1, due to the problems the Bullpen is having. The key is having an offense that can pick up your shitty bullpen. Just ask Eric Gagne!
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SSreportersLegend
596 days ago
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I'm sorry....I thought your job was to protect 2 run leads in the 9th.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
596 days ago
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I think he misinterpreted the job description as "Extend the games as long as possible."
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KelsdadAll-Star
596 days ago
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Sort of like the timeline of the Pilots;
  • Seattle ownership group: Please, Bowie Kuhn and MLB, give us an expansion team and we promise to build a stadium!
  • MLB: OK, no problem, here's your team
  • MLB: (A year later, halfway through their first season). Hey, where's the ballpark? No blueprints, no ground breaking?

Seattle ownership: We ain't building no fackin' stadium, fack you, Bowie!!

  • Bowie Kuhn: (Calling his old buddy, Milwaukee car dealership owner Bud Selig: Hey Bud, still interested in a team, those douchebags in Seattle reneged on their stadium, I'm pulling the team.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
596 days ago
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And thus began the greatest franchise in the history of the world!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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So Seattle is to blame for Bud Selig too!?!?! Dude, I'm starting to hate Seattle more then Boston as a sports town.
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SSreportersLegend
596 days ago
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Yes....and Los Angeles was HUGE in helping the Mariners stay.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
595 days ago
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LA tha6t may be the best comment ever!!!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
596 days ago
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Nice work Matt. I can understand the frustrations of the bandwagon living in and around LA most of my life. So many people claim to be Laker fans but talk shat about Kobe. Anyway nice attempt at self-deprecation at the end by admiting your faults on Alexander. But you didn't exactly fess up to the dempfest the Seattle-based guys took on him last season either.
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SSreportersLegend
596 days ago
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Nice Matt...although: The M's collapsing because of an awful bullpen seems to stem from a long time ago.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
595 days ago
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please...please don't bring that up!!!!
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AlmightyjcVarsity Captain
595 days ago
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Long live the Bandwagon fan, I blame them for all.
  • not being able to get good seat anymore
  • the price of parking on game days($50 by the stadium opening day)
  • the price of tickets
  • the price of BEER
  • the price of Hotdog

but,

they are also too blame for,

  • additional revenue to get better players
  • region wide buzz when the teams are doing well
  • mariner/seahawks days at work
  • more tv coverage
out of every run of bandwagon fans, a few HC fans are born. You gotta take the good, w/ the bad sometimes.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
595 days ago
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that is true, you have good and bad and you have to accept them both. But seattle is so thick with bandwagoneers it is pathetic.
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AlmightyjcVarsity Captain
595 days ago
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I despise what so called fans did to SEXSON, ALEXANDER last year. Booing your own is a cardinal SIN in my book. If/When SA gets cut, I hope he comes back to make the SEAHAWKS regret it just once. I hope his team does not win, but he does good enough too say D@MN he wasn't done yet.
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SSreportersLegend
595 days ago
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Okay.....so what are you supposed to do? You get paid a truckload of money and you come in and waste it, not to mention lose some games as well...what exactly does that merit?
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
595 days ago
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Dear seattle: Bobby Ayala, Sam Perkins, Jeff Cirrillo...the list goes on
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