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Congratulations to Brian Collins…The Dynamite Just Went BOOM!
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I know, I know…Who the F*** is Brian Collins, right? Well, youtube icon Chris Berman may be known for his ear-bleeding, gay ass phrases/nicknames such as Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza, Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa, Robin Ventura "Highway", David "Green" Akers, ok, I think we get the picture. Although Brian is/was the flustered college sportscaster whose "Boom Goes The Dynamite" catch phrase that has gone down in Internet lore, it seems we can all learn something from B.C.. And that is, no matter how God awful one may be…Hard work eventually pays off through being humiliated, not just on the campus of Ball State but all over the world as well!
Surprisingly enough this 2008 BSU grad has gotten a full time gig with KXXV in Waco, Texas, (David Lettermann must be so proud) hell we all should be. It just goes to show us, anybody can get hired! Waco huh, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t David Koresh hang his hat there? Yeah, nuff said! Oh, lets not forget about Dave Bliss, again, nuff said! So needless to say, if anybody out there needs a job, um, my advice…Yeah, relocate to Waco Texas!
Although Congratulations are definitely in order…For one B.C. somehow got a broadcasting job. Secondly, showing that anybody who gets dropped on their head when they’re kids, don’t worry because some way, somehow Indiana Pacers highlights will spark that dynamite and save your sorry ass. So without further adieu, a tribute to the Dynamite Man himself…Waco, Texas, you better enjoy him!! God knows we have!
[1]BOOM!
