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Chad Johnson Needs to Vent…Yes, Even More
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Perhaps this pussycat can be employed by Coors to help promote their "Vent Can"? Hell, why not…This cat could sell glasses to a blind person or hearing aids to deaf peeps! And truth of the matter, he knows he can "talk a good one." Oh yeah, Ocho has never met a mic he didn’t love to talk too…Chad says he loves the game of football, but does he love hearing himself talk more than the love for the game? Debatable!
Let’s see…From "I want a new contract." To, "I wannabe traded,"….To "Hell, I might just go play in the Arena League or work in Hollywood." The, "I’m not reporting to mini-camp," tune quickly became, "I’ll report, but don’t expect me to participate!" Gees, this cat’s pie hole is making a 24-hour Wal-Mart look jealous…As for open, the Waltons stores aren’t even in the same league. Hell, CJ gives the Milky Way galaxy a run for it’s money.
Now Johnson sits down with Stephen A. Smith for a brief chat to discuss all the antics this "disgruntled" gum bumper has pulled since the 2007 season end. Take a listen…
http://assets.espn.go.com/ivp/player/player195.swf?mediaId=3459777&n8pe6c=3
Interesting! "Do the homework first…See the consequences,"? So in all actuality it seems you figured you had nothing better to do by running off at the mouth, saying whatever you desired…Knowing full well it was all a smoke screen. Sure, you may not be stupid, because we all knew and so did the Bengals, you weren’t leaving that money on the table, so the called your bluff and just made you look like a royal ass PUNK, son! Not only are you a punk, but turns out you’re a sore loser too chump! So that’s all your vent was about losing…I highly doubt that! If that’s the case then why didn’t we hear the whole freaking Dolphins team bitching? Seems according to your logic that had good reason to!
Isn’t it good to know that without Chad Johnson there would be no Carson Palmer…Alright! How awesome is that! Um, would somebody like to clue CP in on that? Hell, why stop there, Chad? Don’t hide the fact that if there was no 85 there would be no Marvin Lewis, no Icky Woods and his shuffle…Hell, why not just state the obvious? Without 85 there’d be no Bengals…Go ahead, just say it! You know you want to!
HA! Funny thing, all this "media attention" that has been given to Ocho, somehow, (and forgive me for not seeing the light here) it was them who created the fire freezy. Like all the sports producers in the media gathered in a unknown place and decide to get in collaboration with each other to create a soap opera about the Bengals and CJ. Damn, I had no clue…Thanks for clearing that one up! Because I was under the impression that since you’ve been suffering from oral diarrhea this whole off season, that might just had a little bit to do with it...But glad to see it didn't!
The one thing that you’re right about…You don’t have a choice about being in Cincy! Bengals called your bluff, now you got egg on your face looking like a jackass punk and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it! One thing about playing poker Chad, don’t show all your cards…Something Drew should’ve informed you of because no matter how much you bitch and whine, well it’s just like you say…"I love Cincinnati, (which I find hard to believe, but hey, whatever) I got no choice!"
In all honesty, before he began his antics of pissing off Smokey the Bear by blowing smoke all over this off season I loved the guy! He played the game like it was supposed to be…By having fun! I didn’t mind the celebration acts, because we watch to be entertained, and that Chad does. Although as pointed out in the clip, he hates to lose…WHOA! News flash, we all do! Winning hides everything…As soon as this ship begins to sink, only then does a team find out about their teammates! And shit, last season Chad was the first one to jump overboard and point fingers at everybody else. Quickly to point out everything that’s wrong rather than finding a solution collectively. Quickly separating himself as an individual!
I just got one question…Can everybody feel the love in Cincy? I know I certainly don’t!
