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T Roz
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Brett Favre is...the Most Interesting Man in the World

by T Roz
created August 11, 2008, last edited December 16, 2008
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Rather than trading him to New York, the Packers originally suggested trading everyone else for the entire Jets team, just so he could stay in Green Bay.

His jeans are said to be so comfortable, they can soothe a crying baby.

The NFL sold more of his new jersey on its first day of its release, than it had sold of all jerseys on any previous day.

He can make grown men cry, simply by walking away.

He has not missed a game in 17 years, but games have missed him dearly.

The only reason he was traded the first time, was because the Atlanta Falcons knew they weren’t worthy enough of his presence.

His hair coloring is meticulous, he told each hair exactly which shade of gray he wanted it.

He can throw a football over that mountain.

Tony Kornheiser refuses to fly for his Monday Night Football games, out of fear that one of his passes might go errant, and take the plane down.

He didn’t run a penalty lap, the Earth turned under him so he didn’t have to go anywhere.  He chose the pace.

ESPN actually considered creating a new station, devoted entirely to him, and all news related to him.

He has won three MVPs, as he chose not to win a fourth.

His passes are often preceded by thunder.

He was not addicted to pain killers as reported, the pain killers were addicted to him.

He just wants to have fun, to go out there, and throw that football.

He once saved an oncoming train from careening off a cliff, with an underhand shovel pass.

Quantum mechanics theorize there are an infinite amount of parallel universes in which every possible variation of ours exists.  When he throws an interception in this universe, he has actually just completed a pass in every other universe possible.

He opened his steakhouse, out of demand from the cows.

He was not born in a small town in Mississippi, a small town’s worth of people moved to the area where he was born.

Chris Berman and John Madden once had a conversation about him.  It has yet to end.

His personal jet is not powered by fuel, but rather, his aura.

Brett Favre is…the Most Interesting Man in the World.

“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.”~Brett Favre

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Add your reason why Brett Favre is the Most Interesting Person in the World in the comments.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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If he's so interesting, why did Mary leave him for Ben Stiller? I rest my case.
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T RozJV Squad
474 days ago
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"He is so powerful, Mary left him for Ben Stiller out of fear, for her lady parts"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Keep it up and Chuck Norris might hear you...
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
474 days ago
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Wasn't it Woogie's fault that she originally dumped Brett?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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But at the end, Brett tried to get her back and chose Stiller instead... did you even WATCH the damned movie?
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
473 days ago
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Dude, she's a Niners fan, can you blame her?
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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You spelled "irritating" wrong.
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T RozJV Squad
474 days ago
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"He is so interesting, some people find irritating. Those people are confused"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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I know how I spell it...
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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You didn't get the joke did you.
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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I spell it 4 different ways.
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T RozJV Squad
474 days ago
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I got the joke. I'm enjoying my ridiculous pro-Favre persona.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Paranoid, are we? You "ways" wrong.
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SraportPee Wee
474 days ago
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I think this manny feller spelled it right
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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Confess who you are, you can't possibly be able to know this site so quickly in 2 days, go on, I can take it.


And I'm not that stupid, this is a gimmick so tell me who you are.
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SraportPee Wee
474 days ago
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maybe I'm just smarter than you?
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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I think you're Manny, and nothing will change my mind.


End of discussion......
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SraportPee Wee
474 days ago
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based on what i've seen

If I were styles, I'd certainly be more discombobulated in my comments

and end in ellipses... (case in point)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Discombobulated?

Is that another word for varietal and broad spectrumed?

Anyway, the more SSR thinks we are the same person, the better I feel. Before I just thought he tried too hard to be funny that it makes him dumb. Now I just know he's dumb.


I am a little miffed, however. SSR doesn't know me very well if he thinks I'd start a fake user name without some ingeniously creative twist.
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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You know what Manny? I'm done.


I've dealt with this crap for far too long now, longer than the many others who have left the site because of you.


You just say things to piss the people off that you don't really "like", and I guess that makes you feel great and high and mighty doesn't it?


Maybe it's my fault that I don't meet the "Manny Stiles Commenting Standards" that has magically been put in place and I tell ya what, I have to be the only person on this website that breaks it at all. Are there comments that I figure to be pointless (that I made)? Of course, but what makes me special? That I apparently make the most? Fine, that ignore button feature you keep harping about is there for the taking....and at the same time, I make fewer pointless comments.


It's not just me Manny, you end up arguing or insulting or taking jabs at so many users on this website that I've lost count.


LASB and I can talk about how great Kobe Bryant is, KD can come up with his reasoning for why he's not, and we'll respect that. You will come up with the same thing, and then question whether or not we've seen a basketball match.


I want to respect you, I really do, your writing is great and all, but I can't get past your larger than the Earth ego you bring to the table.


I don't know why it's so hard for you to go your way and I'll go mine.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Who left the site because of me? Tyrone? Jamel?

Take a look in the mirror, dude. People have left the site because of YOU, too.

I went silent for a month in hopes that you would peeter out and you're worse than ever!

It's ok if you need to spell out every passing thought as a comment - but you try to make it sound like you know something.

You don't. You aren't faking out anyone with bullshit and regurgitating the things you learn by watching sports on TV. Regardless of what channel you have on. You're a know-it-all teenager - something many of us have lived through and forgotten how pointless it was already. You mess it up for the people who really DO know it all!!!


The easiest way to get respect in the world is by GIVING respect. No one will respect you for acting like a turd.

Have you always annoyed me? Pretty much. Have I tried to "help you" understand your impact and the consequences of deluging your audience with drivel? Pretty much.

You bitch and whine and complain then you act like you know all the answers to all the world's problems. It's annoying. You argue about things you have yet to experience in the real world with people who are neck deep in those issues on a daily basis -people in the real world don't tend to enjoy that...

And I'm not using any other user names to "get you" - so as for "all-consuming egos" perhaps you should get over YOUR self...
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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One person, wow.......and it happens to be Manny.


Joshkross, Niteowl, and whatever users left because you and Tyrone kept fighting.


See? You proved my point just by this comment!

It's ok if you need to spell out every passing thought as a comment - but you try to make it sound like you know something.


You have no respect for just about any other person's opinion, and when someone else has an opinion coming against you, holy crap they better watch out because Manny's going to lay in the insults about how you're wrong and he's right.


I'm a know-it-all teenager? You're a know-it-all adult! You can't admit when you're wrong in an argument, you never say "you make a good point, but I think such and such.", you just come up with a "so what?", or a "Your point is?" and a "Do you even know what this sport is?" over and over and over again to the point where you sound like a friggin broken record.


Come on, you throw just as many hissy fits and complain as any other person around here and you know it.


You create accounts like Ekom for what particular reason? None at all....you just want the attention, and others notice it too but I can't think of anyone outside of maybe Kelsdad who calls BS on your tactics and attitude.


Manny, I respect you as a writer, but other than that how can I? You're the only one on here that judges people by his standards of commenting. You're hypocritical yet NO ONE calls you out on it.


Who made you judge of who knows stuff and who doesn't? Who made you judge of how someone should comment?


Only Manny Stiles can.
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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Go on, minus every comment I put in for the rest of my life if you want to.


If many of the AGMers see Manny as the one who's always right and you can't question him so just give him plusses and give the other guy minuses, go ahead, I give up.


I waited and waited and waited, other users told me not to do this, so I waited and waited and waited, but this has gone too far now.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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At least you think you know what you are talking about.


"You create accounts like Ekom for what particular reason? None at all...." Do your research and you won't get athlete's foot in your mouth.


No one "calls B.S. on my tactics and attitude" perhaps because I'm 100% authentic and don't rely on B.S....?


Give me one example where I said "so what?", or a "Your point is?" and a "Do you even know what this sport is?". "Dr. Commento" is not exactly succinct like that; not even close.

Yes, "Dr. Commento" has a purpose. "Sports Shaman" has a purpose. "Too Manny Stiles" has a purpose... I know you gotta live up to the first word in your user name, but mayeb you should assume you might not know what you are talking about - just once... it's ok to be human.


You said you were done. You're trying to beat me in a game only you are playing. You are trying to make your actions (and lack of movement to remedy your actions) into my fault. You fail to realize that dozens of users have sent me private messages bitching about you, wondering why you are so irritating, asking me to "fix SSR"...


Look, I'm not a diplomat. I'm not into political correctness. I call it like I see it. And I make a far greater percentage of compliments to people than criticisms. However, ego-boy you think the rest of the world is exactly like it is inside your head and that's all you're aware of... and trying to do you a favor and help you spend your energy positively, not annoyingly.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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for the millionth time... who the fack cares about plusses and minuses?


Consider for a second that 90% of the minuses I've ever handed out have been to people bitching about them... while you're minusing Anon's - a.k.a "potential new users"...


Here's some advice for you - because I think you're possibly ready for it - Grow Up!
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SraportPee Wee
474 days ago
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so SSReporters, why are you fighting with this manny character now?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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SSR and myself have had longstanding issues. But now you come out of the woodwork and DARE to criticize him so he thinks you are me...
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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Give me one example where I said "so what?", or a "Your point is?" and a "Do you even know what this sport is?".


I'll give you the one you requested. If you want more I'll give you more.


I know you gotta live up to the first word in your user name, but maybe you should assume you might not know what you are talking about - just once... it's ok to be human.


You must not be human then.


Guess what? I also get private messages talking about how irritating you are....and how you don't know how to admit you're wrong in an argument, and you don't practice what you preach. If you want I'll give you the private messages in this comment.....


Whoa, I said I was done taking this crap from you, not done arguing, I don't even try to do this in public, but you have pushed my buttons.


You know what you want to call me an ego boy go ahead. Go right ahead, I will change, I know it, I have my whole life ahead of me barring something catastrophic happens.


I'll say this right now, you get away with stuff like this because of the reputation you have and the ego you have (which is, as I said, huge). You can badmouth someone and get away with it when someone like LASB can't get away with.


Other people know that you say things to piss people off, and try and get the people you don't want, off the site.


@ Sraport, stop playing stupid and show yourself.....


You're right, I don't care about the minuses anymore, all I care about right now is standing up for myself (even if it is on the internet) instead of just not showing up at all to the big ego himself.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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How bass ackwards are you?

You claim I have this irrepressible ego, yet you are unwilling to take any advice from anyone AND you are going to show me how big you are AND you are going to "win" this "argument"... Huh? Read your comment into a mirror and figure out if you're talking to me or yourself...

No one wins an argument.

And I don't believe in "right" or "wrong" - I believe in "is" and "is not"...


And it seems clearly you "is not" 'done' with me like you said...
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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From anyone?


Yes I do, from other users, other bloggers, and my parents (what a concept)........you seem to be the big exception because I can't take advice from you in anything except writing.


You're right, no one wins in an argument.


No one wins against Manny in anything.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Comments ARE writing...

And you have won the official designation of "pointless".


Congratulations on your glorious prize, the Ignore Button.

See? You DID win!
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SSreportersLegend
474 days ago
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Writing articles if you want me to be specific.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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I really can't think of any Sideline Reporter in the history of journalism that is as stupid as you are.


"Pointless" = Diarrhea of the Font.
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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alright, that's enough guys... I'm not going to act like I didn't propagate it...but I think its time to stop bitching...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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wet blanket...
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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yeah i know... anyways, I think the point came across...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
473 days ago
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SS, are you really leaving? I just want to know if I can come back without going insane over your stupid antics.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
474 days ago
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"And I'm not that stupid"


I don't know man, I mean you do pander to Canadians.
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CheezerAll-Star
474 days ago
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I'll play, although I'm not that witty:

Brett Favre has stubble because there is no razor that can cut it.

Brett Favre doesn't throw a football, he moves the earth the other way.

Brett Favre doesn't hunt, he goes into the woods and animals come to him and commit ritual suicide.
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T RozJV Squad
474 days ago
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Ha, excellent. I like those, very good.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Brett Favre is so interesting... (How interesting is he?) that Michael Strahan doesn't even have to touch him to break a sack record... Oh, wait...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
473 days ago
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Winner
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