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Bill Raftery is Horny....Worthless SSR Spring Silliness Talk

by SSreporters
created March 28, 2008, last edited August 16, 2008
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Bill Raftery is Creepy

If you're Washington State, Tennessee, Western Kentucky, or West Virginia, please use the south end exits because you aren't going to San Antonio.
If you're Washington State, Tennessee, Western Kentucky, or West Virginia, please use the south end exits because you aren't going to San Antonio.


Too.....many...visions of.....Raftery.....naked!!!!!! I can't do this!!!

Free Throws A Problem For Everyone

You can't convince me otherwise, Joe Alexander is the main GOAT. An 83 percent free throw shooter, misses 2 in a row, including the potential game winner in regulation against Xavier. After he fouled out, West Virginia missed 4 more free throws, and they happened to lose 79-75....alright for the retarded math challenged, 4 points. This is just one example of the lack of clutch free throw shooting down the stretch in all college basketball tournaments. Let's break it down homey!

  • In the CBI tournament, Washington's Jon Brockman had to make 2 free throws to win it for the Huskies....he missed both, Valpo hit their free throws, and now Washington is watching with the rest of us. Just a note, U-Dub is 340th out of 341 teams in Division I basketball as far as free throw shooting.
  • The Memphis Tigers......no need to continue.
  • Texas won against Miami, but DJ Augustin, another solid free throw shooter, could've iced the game and there would've been no need for a last second heave by the Hurricanes. Two free throws and the lead is 4, and it's over. He airballs the first one, and barely makes the 2nd, and Texas survives the full court throw by Miami.

Who taught these guys clutch free throw shooting? Ben Wallace?

Washington State Holds North Carolina....Forgets to Shoot

The Tyler Hansbrough show was on a short hiatus, but even with that, Danny Green ripped up the place and the Tar Heels won 69-48 over Washington State. The problem you ask? The Cougs' shooting woes that caused them to lose half of their games down the stretch, came back to life last night. Derrick Low, Kyle Weaver, they all sucked when given wide open looks. Aron Baynes really shined for Wazzu both on the offensive end, and the defensive end as he roughed up Hansbrough. I ask you guys, Washington State has the defense to hold North Carolina, but not the offense. Which team does have the defense and offense to stop them?

Jay Bilas is Annoying

Okay you already know that. But gosh, last night he was awful. Tyler Hansbrough this Psycho T that....whenever Bilas hangs on to a good player, he'll thankfully wipe his ass with his bare hands.

Dick Enberg and Jay Bilas...Smile!

CBS switches to the wrong game.....

Louisville Routs Tennessee

I've never seen a team like Louisville, turn it over 20 times, and still win by almost 20. That's right, the Cardinals beat the Vols 79-60 and are in the final 8. How did they beat Tennessee you ask? Shooting, unselfishness, great defense, better big man play, they destroyed them. Tennessee also destroyed themselves as well as they took advantage of basically less than half of Louisville's turnovers, and mark my words, quote it, Chris Lofton is a shooter and nothing more, he is overrated. And when he has a bad night, that team melts. They got beat at their own fast paced game, and yes, they got screwed royally and had the toughest road possible, but they falter when it really matters, and they'll be watching the women's team win another national title.

As for Louisville, Rick Pitino is first ballot hall of fame to me. Discard his Celtics stint, that's the NBA. He's never lost in the sweet 16, he's taken 3 teams to the final 4, and won a national championship with Kentucky, he's a proven winner. Jerry Smith has what Lofton doesn't have, and that is he is not afraid to drive to the basket more often than spotting up and shooting three pointers.

Syracuse

Sucks. Only they can have a 21 point lead at home and lose it all. It's time for Jim Boeheim to go, I don't care if he is Syracuse, Bobby Knight is Indiana and look what happened. Two much disappointment, they haven't done anything since their national championship win over Kansas, and now they can't hold on to leads anymore.

Louisville's Win Avoids Big East Embarrassment

If Tennessee wins last night, the Big East is the lamest conference in the tournament. How can you have 8 teams make it and only have 2 left?

  • Georgetown (#2), 2nd round.
  • Pittsburgh (#4), 2nd round.
  • Villanova (#12), still in...but Kansas will win anyway.
  • West Virginia (#7), sweet 16.
  • UConn (#4), 1st round.
  • Louisville (#3), still in.
  • Marquette (#6), 2nd round.
  • Notre Dame (#5), 2nd round.
  • Syracuse (#1 in NIT), quarterfinals.

Horrible.

SSR Picks Friday's Games

Kansas 88 Villanova 71

Davidson 64 Wisconsin 61

Memphis 66 Michigan State 58

Texas 71 Stanford 69

Have a great weekend everyone, you'll see me here more often because it is Spring Break!

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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Bandwagoner! Stephen Curry doesn't stand a chance.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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When you're 0-2 picking games involving Davidson....you pick Davidson.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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Sounds good, you can be 0-3 now. I'm 2-0 with Davidson.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Come on, can't we have ONE Cinderella? Because Gus Johnson is calling that game.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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Michigan State will be the lowest seed left after this round, fellas. Sorry for the boringness, but welcome to Big Ten basketball.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Am I the only one wanting Ohio State/Florida in the NIT Final? Just so OSU can lose to Florida (and the SEC) again?
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CheezerAll-Star
611 days ago
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The Cinderella story is nice, but I could never cheer for Davidson. Tuition costs $40k per year and yet they have so much disposable income that they are paying the way for any student that wants to go to the regionals in Detroit. Ticket, Hotel Room, Bussing. Sounds like they're charging too much tuition to me.


By the way, I'll be there as well.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Awesome!
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JuTMSY4Legend
611 days ago
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Speaking as someone who attends what appears to be an overppriced private institution, don't let the sticker price fool you...all the smart kids don't pay close to that... Plus what does davidson get for going so far in the tourney...isn't there some type of bonus system?
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CheezerAll-Star
611 days ago
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JuT, as a college graduate, I'm well aware of the reductions for good grades, scholarships, etc. How else could I have gone?

My point is that they somehow have so much extra money that they can afford to pay the way for any student that wants to go. They either have a huge budget surplus or they took out a loan.

If the institution is that financially secure, why charge so much tuition in the first place?

The word "Elitist" comes to mind.

I just have a sore spot for the overindulged, that's all.


Meanwhile, I'm letting my eldest ditch school today so we can drive to Detroit for the Midwest Regional. Talk about overindulged. :-)

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BTW, I don't know what the bonuses are for the Tourney. That may very well be how they are paying for this and I'm just being a jealous a$$.
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JuTMSY4Legend
611 days ago
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private colleges are...i believe, "not-for-profit" which is a hell of a lot different than a "non-profit" so the jig is up...and i'd venture a guess as to what's in it for them... my personal guess is that they want to build the basketball program and therefore their school...i wonder if gonzaga's apps have gone up since their cinderella seasons?
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Should I tell you guys how much it costs to go to Canada's equivalent to Harvard? You may cry.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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Hope you enjoy the trip to Detroit, and I hope Wisconsin puts on a good show! I remember going to Minneapolis to see Marquette beat Kentucky in the 2003 tournament to earn the trip to the Final Four. It's still the greatest sports event I've ever attended.
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CheezerAll-Star
611 days ago
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Yeah, this is my first NCAA tournament. we're pretty excited about it.

My son is already telling me that the final four is in Detroit next year.


Hmmmm....could that be a hint? I wonder if he wants to go.
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JuTMSY4Legend
611 days ago
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canadian currency doesn't count...its named after ducks!
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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$12,000 American per YEAR for a graduate (international), $11,000 American for Undergraduate (international).... McMaster University
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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That might cover room and board at some colleges.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
611 days ago
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Yeah, really. Whatchu talking about SSR?
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
611 days ago
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Oh, okay I got it. I think college prices are more a sign of status than anything else. I got into 4 different schools, ranging from Bentley to UNH and they are all going to cost about the same once you look at scholarships and financial aid. If anybody pays the full tuition price they are loaded and aren't too bright.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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They don't lie... http://www.a...aster_e.html
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JuTMSY4Legend
611 days ago
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How can you trust Kansas in the tourney... They might be better...but its Kansas!!
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
611 days ago
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Agreed 100%. I have them losing to Georgetown, so I know what I'm talking about...
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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I had Kansas out in the final 4....but Tennessee was going to beat them there so that's out.
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JuTMSY4Legend
611 days ago
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ditto SSR...little annoyed about tenneesee...the more i watched them the more i knew i screwed up... that being say, the game last night was awful...both teams played poorly (tenn couldn't shoot) and the officials called an awful game...not slanted...just poorly officiated...
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Too may soft calls....and the ones with loads of contact weren't called. As I said, Lofton is overrated.
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RogersPollVarsity
611 days ago
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I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed with Jay Bilas.
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SSreportersLegend
611 days ago
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Most of us are annoyed with this Dukehead.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
611 days ago
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Don't worry. This is like a sanctuary for media personality haters.
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
610 days ago
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Seriously - what the hell is wrong with him? Is he hailed as "good" in the basketball world? (i wouldn't know - I hardly watch)
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TrizzAll-American
610 days ago
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omg i agree completely with SSR's picks
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KelsdadAll-Star
610 days ago
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I have Kansas winning, but I think the score will be alot closer.

Wisconsin is going to hammer Davidson

I agree with Texas, the'll win a close game

I want so bad for Memphis to lose I can't stand it, but I don't think MSU can beat them, although my guess is the score will be a bit closer.
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JuTMSY4Legend
610 days ago
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Seriously, Memphis is dumb...they have 3 big men who are just that...big...and can't shoot... Memphis and Tennessee are just two pees in a pod...although Bruce Pearl has all the class in the world...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
609 days ago
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Found your site on technorati, under "Virginia Sports". Cool post. I agree Washington State needs a pure shooter, somebody who shoots accurate and often beyond the arc.
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