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by LastRow
created June 30, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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The solution to all our problems…Just ask Joe Namath about what the golden hops can do for you! Yes, the frosty beverage can due so much for us…Why it can make a 300-pound sow look like this. The golden liquid can give us courage when we otherwise don’t usually tend to have it. This refreshment can be mans best friend, (with his dog as the sidekick) when the team that we cheer for tend to suck more than a lovely lady who stands on the corner of Suck & Fukc waiting to getting paid for a job well done!

Yes, this drink can do it all…Perhaps that’s why that’s why we love it some much! There’s nothing 12 ounces, (or larger) of beer can’t do! Hell, it can even come to ones rescue on the golf course if one runs out of tees! What do I mean? What here, lets get John Daly to show us…

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Now remember, this was done with a trained professional, (I think) kids, do not try this on your local golf course! Although I was under the assumption this might constitute as being alcohol abuse? Damn you John…You should know that! Just feel bad for you partner in crime Kid Rock…That was his beer!

In addition to this impressive golf lesson, I was also moved by the fact that as the whole entourage strolled by the camera…Well, there seemed not to be an empty hand. Although I guess that stands to reason, John Daly needs a lot of tees!

Thanks for the golf trip, (or do I mean tip) Big John! I'll keep that in mind the next time I run out of tees in my round...I'll just stop the hot ass cart girl and buy a 12-pack from her!

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Baltimoresports247All-American
498 days ago
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I've gotta be honest...I didn't even read the article...I just voted for it because of it's name...sue me
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LastRowAll-American
498 days ago
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At least watch the clip...Do it for your golf game at least!
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Baltimoresports247All-American
498 days ago
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lol I just did...in a word: legendary...
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
496 days ago
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If that is the case, shouldn't your avatar be a picture of a Nattie 'Bo, hon?
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JuTMSY4Legend
498 days ago
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"Mmmm Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" -Homer J. Simpson
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Baltimoresports247All-American
498 days ago
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best quote in the history of the Simpsons...I was literally just about to post the same quote but you beat me to it...well done, sir...
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Tmil42AAA-er
498 days ago
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Best quote in the history of the world.


See, I fixed it for you.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
498 days ago
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Wait, has it been proven that Joe Namath was drinking beer? If I had to bet large sums of money on it, and I would if I could, I would say he was drinking a liquor infused beverage that night, not beer.
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LastRowAll-American
498 days ago
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It was at the pregaming stage of the night
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CrackajgDraft Pick
498 days ago
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"Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker."
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LastRowAll-American
498 days ago
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Sorry to see Shaq's mic skills have rubbed off on you :-P
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CrackajgDraft Pick
498 days ago
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Hey, that's a centuries old adage that's saved me many a night from ending up next to the toilet! :P

"Liquor before beer, your in the clear!"

No one else knows those? Seriously?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
498 days ago
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Saved me plenty of times too. But then there are those times when I feel the need to drink copious amounts of one or the other and I'm facked either way.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
498 days ago
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There's only one adage you NEED to remember - since mixing liquor and beer can only make you sick the next day (or so).


"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"


If you don't remember THAT rule, it might make you sick for the rest of your life!!!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
498 days ago
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Namath was the man. I just wish Tom Brady or someone now a days was like that. Any drunk that could go out and throw a ball like that is ok in my book.

Mike

http://meetusatkinnick.com
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