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The solution to all our problems…Just ask Joe Namath about what the golden hops can do for you! Yes, the frosty beverage can due so much for us…Why it can make a 300-pound sow look like this. The golden liquid can give us courage when we otherwise don’t usually tend to have it. This refreshment can be mans best friend, (with his dog as the sidekick) when the team that we cheer for tend to suck more than a lovely lady who stands on the corner of Suck & Fukc waiting to getting paid for a job well done!
Yes, this drink can do it all…Perhaps that’s why that’s why we love it some much! There’s nothing 12 ounces, (or larger) of beer can’t do! Hell, it can even come to ones rescue on the golf course if one runs out of tees! What do I mean? What here, lets get John Daly to show us…
[1]Now remember, this was done with a trained professional, (I think) kids, do not try this on your local golf course! Although I was under the assumption this might constitute as being alcohol abuse? Damn you John…You should know that! Just feel bad for you partner in crime Kid Rock…That was his beer!
In addition to this impressive golf lesson, I was also moved by the fact that as the whole entourage strolled by the camera…Well, there seemed not to be an empty hand. Although I guess that stands to reason, John Daly needs a lot of tees!
Thanks for the golf trip, (or do I mean tip) Big John! I'll keep that in mind the next time I run out of tees in my round...I'll just stop the hot ass cart girl and buy a 12-pack from her!
