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An IM Convo Between: Tyler Hansborough & Dick Vitale
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I for one have read enough depressing Superbowl articles...so I'm moving on...This convo features University of North Carolina sensation Tyler Hansborough and ESPN color commentator Dick(rider) Vitale baby!
Dickie&JJ4Ever: YOU READY TO LOSE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhiteMenCANJump: oh no not you again
Dickie&JJ4Ever: I'M BACK BABY, AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN DUKEMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BABY
WhiteMenCANJump: Attention to the douche with the annoying voice; your caps lock light is on
Dickie&JJ4Ever: ooooh what a knee slapper you are, its going to be funny when you get put in ya place tonight Duke is #1 baby!
WhiteMenCANJump: Yea yea, what do you want and how did you get my screenname?
Dickie&JJ4Ever: I got it off your MySpace Baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Well what do you want
Dickie&JJ4Ever: I just wanted you to know that you suck and Duke is great and umm you suck baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Is that all, should you be recovering or something
Dickie&JJ4Ever: I'm 100% Baby so I'll be right at the desk telling America your the reason UNC won't win
WhiteMenCANJump: And America will be telling themselves you're the reason they watch the game on mute
Dickie&JJ4Ever: They put it on mute so they can't hear you moan like a woman on the way to the basket, you shi++y diaper dandy
WhiteMenCANJump: And how much longer before you start wearing them
Dickie&JJ4Ever: Well when you were in them I was a legend baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Okay 50 bucks says you can't go 5 minutes without saying baby AND I won't play
Dickie&JJ4Ever: Your on baby
Dickie&JJ4Ever: damnit, double or nothing baby
Dickie&JJ4Ever: damnit well you can play 40 minutes and still lose
WhiteMenCANJump: its okay Duke will be relevant one day, when I'm in the NBA
Dickie&JJ4Ever: and when you go you'll be a bigger bust than Pam Anderson baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Okay who told you that joke
Dickie&JJ4Ever: The writers picketing outside baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Typical, he's a bust just like your main man J.J.
WhiteMenCANJump: What is he averaging 1.6 points a game
Dickie&JJ4Ever: You could never be JJ, he's the great white hope, this millennium's Larry Bird, the greatest shooter of all time, show respect baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Does he pay you to jock him like that?
Dickie&JJ4Ever: No, I speak from the heart baby
WhiteMenCANJump: Coughcoughgaycoughcough
Dickie&JJ4Ever: Alright I tried being nice to you...the gloves are off and there in a drawer and the desk is in a storage and the storage has been set on fire
WhiteMenCANJump: WTF
Dickie&JJ4Ever: Now you listen to me Tyler, if you win this game there will be problems
WhiteMenCANJump: What are you going to do old head
Dickie&JJ4Ever: Oh I don't know ask your pal Ty Lawson....mwahahahahahaha good luck
Dickie&JJ4Ever has signed off
WhiteMenCANJump: Like I'm supposed to believe that...
WhiteMenCANJump: umm....Dickie???
