A Super Bowl Pre Game Speech Brought to Us by Chris Berman…

And here’s just a question. Why can’t Berman throw out all of his quire nicknames which are so 1980's and do it Emeril Lagasse style and kick it up a few notches as he did here, or should I say eight years ago? Must be pissed that his San Francisco 49ers – Buffalo Bills Super Bowl prediction never panned out over those eight years. Or is this ESPN's version of "SpyGate"? Who knows on that? What I do know is, if you’re a virgin, well, please cover your eyes…and then quick, make like Thurman Thomas and hide the helmet, or in this case, hide the women and children! And hide the dog too…just in case Michael Vick is roaming around your neighborhood!

Chris Berman, like we’ve never seen…unedited! Roll It!

I don’t know about you, but now I'm ready to take the field in Glendale after that rendition!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

696 days ago

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Chris Berman should never be allowed to talk anytime anywhere for any reason.

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GeodanVarsity

696 days ago

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This should be called "The Best of Chris Berman" This is hilarious. Priceless!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

696 days ago

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An inner voice of mine has been whispering "sample it and turn it into an AGM commercial"

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LastRowAll-American

696 days ago

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And how much would a 30 secondn ad run on here?

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