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A "Tribute" to Skip Bayless

by Behbigben15
created February 20, 2008, last edited April 19, 2009
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Ok, I don't know, maybe I'm the only one who dislikes this guy, but after hearing him bash LeBron countless times on his "1st and 10" show that airs on ESPN weekdays at 3 PM ET, I decided to write a tribute article to this guy. If you're confused as to which ESPN douchebag I'm talking about, just tune in to 1st and 10 one weekday afternoon (or in the morning when he appears on ESPN's First Take on ESPN2), and I'm sure it will be quite obvious who I'm talking about.

So, where should I begin? Possibly on the bashing of LeBron James, like I mentioned earlier, or his constant hating of the NHL? Actually, I think I'll start with a little background info: Skip Bayless was born on December 4th, 1951, and is currently writing for ESPN.com, as well as working as an analyst on ESPN/ESPN2. Skip began his writing career Miami Herald, and personally, I wish he stayed out their in Miami, but 2 years later was hired by the LA Times. Skip wrote for ESPN for a while, but just last year stopped writing columns to concentrate on the two ESPN shows that he makes daily appearances on.

Now that I've gotten the boring stuff out of the way, it's time for me to criticize skip, which is usually HIS job. My first complaint, is if you've ever actually sat down to watch his show, you might have noticed he argues too much. Maybe he disagrees with every single person that comes onto the show to add onto the show, and make it entertaining. But, I just think that takes away from the show, it's OK to argue every once in a while, but on every single topic?! That's nonsense. I know that most of you Patriots fans would agree with me when I say skip is stupid, and doesn't know what he's talking about after watching this video of Skip, and Sean Salisbury going at it.

Every time Lebron James has a big night, and leads his Cleveland Cavaliers to victory, Skip's always has to say something negative. Ha, I bet he even thinks he can play as good as LeBron (which we all know is bullshit). Today on 1st and 10, skip did not have a single positive thing to say about LeBron's Triple-Double last night. The Cavs may not have won the game (lost 93-85 vs HOU), but he did everything in his power to win the game, and I think it's pretty spectacular to get a Triple-double after shooting 0 for 7 in the first quarter. LeBron even shot 8-11 from the free throw line. Time after time I hear skip hate on LeBron, and I really don't see a legit reason. He made a federal case out of a speeding ticket he received a few months back. It seems he fails to realize that these guys are just trying to live normal lives off the court. I know that he's suppose to set a good example for younger NBA fans, but a speeding ticket?! Come on skip, it's not like he was at a bar, and shot and paralyzed a bouncer (Adam "Pacman" Jones), or hit a women (Pacman, and Randy Moss).

How can we forget the time he said Hockey isn't a sport? Unfortunately, I didn't find a video of his argument on Youtube, but if I find one later, I will post the link. How is hockey not a sport, skip (I decided not to capitalize his name, he doesn't deserve it)??? You not only have to skate, and hit a puck around the ice, but you have to do them both at the SAME TIME!!! I think skating on ice alone, takes a lot of athleticism, and practice. You also have to be alert, so you don't get jacked up. Hockey takes some very athletic people, and is possibly one of the toughest sports.

This is just a few of the many, many things skip does every day that makes me want to strangle him. Sometimes I find myself turning on the tube at 3 PM when I get home from School, just so I can laugh my ass off at his remarks. I noticed there are a lot of Jay Mariotti haters on the 'Chair, so I thought "Why not add skip the list?"

Things skip Hates:

Terrell Owens (AKA "Team Obliterator")

Tony Romo (AKA "Tony Romeo", or "Tony Turnover")

The entire Dallas Cowboys organization

Randy Moss

Kevin Garnett (AKA "Kevin Garnot")

National Hockey League

And many, many more things (If you have something to add, let me know)

As you can see, I am AGM's skip bayless "hate club" President. If you have any questions/comments, you can contact me at 1-800-FACK-SKIP


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Cougar2000All-American
628 days ago
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Overlook Skip. He went to Vanderbilt!
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Tmil42AAA-er
628 days ago
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Buster Olney went to Vanderbilt.
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Ok, I don't know, maybe I'm the only one who dislikes this guy


You've been inactive too long, every one of us hates Skip....
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Let's be fair. Here is what Skip likes:


...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
628 days ago
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True Fact: When Jay Mariotti was born, the after birth excrement de-evolved into Skip Bayless.
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
628 days ago
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LOL
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
628 days ago
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I took a dump last night and before flushing looked in the toilet.....could of sworn one of my feces looked like Jay....
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
628 days ago
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Frank - a few tips:

If it floated to the top, that was actually Woody Paige. Fat floats.

If it sank to the bottom with chunks of undigested corn in it, that was indeed definitely Mariotti.
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Please guys, I'm trying to eat.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
628 days ago
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Hey.... YOU were the one that brought up Skip Bayless!! :)
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Then eat somewhere else.
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Haha, that's true, but I wasn't eating when I wrote this.
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Cougar2000All-American
628 days ago
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EWWWWWWWW!
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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According to your work on Paint, Skip Bayless is an A-5-S. Is that some sort of code?:)
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Don't hate on my painting, I am left handed, and was using my right hand for this. So, I thought it was pretty good:)
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Then I can figure out what you were doing with your left hand.:) And I'm left handed as well....and I can't draw either.:)
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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It's a picture of skip bayless, if you mean what I think you mean, then you're wrong. It might be a little different if it was a picture of Marisa Miller:)
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Then you'd use both hands right?
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Of course, why wouldn't you??
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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Because your arm could be amputated?
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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I will worry about that when it happens (if it does). Lucky for me, I have all 20 fingers, and toes.
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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You have 20 fingers and 20 toes?
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Yeah, doesn't everyone:)???
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
628 days ago
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what the hell are you guys even talkign about?
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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No clue
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JuTMSY4Legend
628 days ago
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Terrell Owens (AKA "Team Obliterator")

Tony Romo (AKA "Tony Romeo", or "Tony Turnover")

The entire Dallas Cowboys organization

What's so bad about that?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
628 days ago
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Tony [-]omo's nicknames???
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
628 days ago
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Call me crazy but I agree with all but one thing on the list in the article. I will now post a picture of myself with ASS on my forehead.
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
628 days ago
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Listen to Skip and Salisbury argue? I would rather kill myself.
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Falcon02520Legend
628 days ago
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everyone hates Skip... but guess what? That is exactly what ESPN wants. Think about it... why would the general public watch a bunch of people that know what they are talking about? You can go anywhere and find people who know their stuff. ESPN puts controversial asses on their show because it gives them a distinction, aka a reason people tune in, so see something different.
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Napoleon15Red-Shirting
628 days ago
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"Tony Romeo" is actually kinda funny.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
628 days ago
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Skip BaylASS...
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Behbigben15All-Star
628 days ago
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Hmmm, Lebron recorded his second straight Triple-Double, as he led the Cavs to a 106-97 win over Indiana tonight. I wonder what skip will have to say about this tomorrow.
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SSreportersLegend
628 days ago
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It's the Pacers and they suck ass?
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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
628 days ago
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I never heard of him.
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TylersaltAll-Star
628 days ago
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Consider yourself blessed.
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ShawnnorrisPee Wee
626 days ago
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i'm convinced that bayless doesn't actually watch sports, he just comes into work everyday ready to take whatever side is opposite whoever is co-hosting that day. anyone that criticizes LeBron needs to have their sports credentials revoked immediately.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
579 days ago
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Skip Bayless sucks so bad. He should have been that guy in the commercials talking sports out his ass.
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