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2008 Hottest Female Athlete Tournament - Second Round Voting (Regions 1 & 2)

by Shrubbery, Romiezzo, and Davis21wylie
created November 11, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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If I do say, Round 1 was a hottie happening, a demonstration of, as Malcolm McDowell said in A Clockwork Orange, gorgeousness and gorgeousity.  And Round 2, the round of 64, promises to be, get your heart medication ready, EVEN BETTER!

So, let’s dispense with the pleasantries and get down to the action.

First, a brief recap of Round 1…

*Spank, spank, spank* "Honey, what are you d-…OH MY GOD!!! Not on the keyboard!"

Now, a preview of Round 2…

Region 1

The upset of the tourney thus far was the beautiful Katarina Witt getting ousted by the undeniably hot Haley Cope. In all honesty, Witt was a pre-tourney favorite for many reasons, not the least of which was her scalding pictorial in Playboy. But you, the people, spoke and advanced Cope. The best matchup of the opening stanza in this region was the Kari Traa/Danica Patrick tussle. The much maligned Patrick lost to the Norwegian bombshell by one vote. I guess Danica Patrick isn’t the bowser some said she was. The most lopsided matches were, predictably, the near shutouts pitched by Amanda Beard and Heather Mitts. Combined, the duo of Sonja Henie and Lisa Hamilton, only mustered four votes. Not good at all.

Round 2 features some unbelievable matchups…Summer Sanders vs. Kari Traa is way too close to call; Gabriella Sabatini faces a tough opponent in Ashley Harkelroad. The most intriguing is the Niki Gudex-Amanda Freed match, as either is smoking hot and could advance to the Final Four of Hotness.

Amanda Beard
(Swimming)
Lindsay Benko
(Swimming)
Who is hotter? Amanda Beard vs. Lindsay Benko
This poll has been closed for voting
Amanda Beard (77.8%)
77 votes
Lindsay Benko (22.2%)
22 votes
(based on 99 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Summer Sanders
(Swimming)
Kari Traa
(Skiing)
Who is hotter? Summer Sanders vs. Kari Traa
This poll has been closed for voting
Summer Sanders (32.7%)
32 votes
Kari Traa (67.3%)
66 votes
(based on 98 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Gabriela Sabatini
(Tennis)
Ashley Harkelroad
(Tennis)
Who is hotter? Gabriela Sabatini vs. Ashley Harkelroad
This poll has been closed for voting
Gabriela Sabatini (60.2%)
59 votes
Ashley Harkelroad (39.8%)
39 votes
(based on 98 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Niki Gudex
(Mount biking)
Amanda Freed
(Softball)
Who is hotter? Niki Gudex vs. Amanda Freed
This poll has been closed for voting
Niki Gudex (71.9%)
69 votes
Amanda Freed (28.1%)
27 votes
(based on 96 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Heather Mitts
(Soccer)
Tamara Jenkins
(Kayaking)
Who is hotter? Heather Mitts vs. Tamara Jenkins
This poll has been closed for voting
Heather Mitts (37.4%)
40 votes
Tamara Jenkins (62.6%)
67 votes
(based on 107 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Ashley Force
(Racing)
Misty May-Treanor
(Beach volleyball)
Who is hotter? Ashley Force vs. Misty May-Treanor
This poll has been closed for voting
Ashley Force (57.7%)
56 votes
Misty May-Treanor (42.3%)
41 votes
(based on 97 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Swin Cash
(Basketball)
Allison Stokke
(Pole vaulting/Track)
Who is hotter? Swin Cash vs. Allsion Stokke
This poll has been closed for voting
Swin Cash (8%)
8 votes
Allsion Stokke (92%)
92 votes
(based on 100 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Haley Cope
(Swimming)
Sophie Sandolo
(Golf)
Who is hotter? Haley Cope vs. Sophie Sandolo
This poll has been closed for voting
Haley Cope (68.8%)
66 votes
Sophie Sandolo (31.3%)
30 votes
(based on 96 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago

Predictions (Region 1)

Amanda Beard over Lindsay Beno

Kari Traa by a (*eh-hem*) whisker over Summer Sanders

Ashley Harkelroad over Gabriela Sabatini

Niki Gudex over Amanda Freed

Heather Mitts big over Tamara Jenkins

Ashley Force over Misty May Traynor

Allison Stokke over Swin Cash, but this one could be really close

Haley Cope over Sophie Sandolo

Region 2

The top two seeds, Maria Sharapova and Jennie Finch, crushed their first round opponents while mid-low seeds Allisa Camplin, Mia Hamm, and Sue Bird were shown the door. The best match of Round 1 was Mika Duno vs. Jenniferr Capriati... Duno only won by two votes. Camplin lost by [a scant] five votes to pole vaulter Jill Wittenwyler. Karina Petroni had a surprisingly difficult time with Martina Hingis, thanks to easily the sexiest photo of the German tennis phenom.

Round 2 is a freakin' spank fest. The most highly anticipated match is Lokelani McMichael vs. Amy Taylor. Keyboards and monitors will melt during this tussle. Grrrrrrrrr...

Maria Sharapova
(Tennis)
Ekaterina Gordeeva
(Figure skating)
Who is hotter? Maria Sharapova vs. Ekaterina Gordeeva
This poll has been closed for voting
Maria Sharapova (78.1%)
75 votes
Ekaterina Gordeeva (21.9%)
21 votes
(based on 96 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Natalie Gulbis
(Golf)
Becky Hammon
(Basketball)
Who is hotter? Natalie Gulbis vs. Becky Hammon
This poll has been closed for voting
Natalie Gulbis (60.2%)
56 votes
Becky Hammon (39.8%)
37 votes
(based on 93 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Karina Petroni
(Surfing)
Dara Torres
(Swimming)
Who is hotter? Karina Petroni vs. Dara Torres
This poll has been closed for voting
Karina Petroni (78.9%)
71 votes
Dara Torres (21.1%)
19 votes
(based on 90 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Lokelani McMichael
(Triathlon)
Amy Taylor
(Soccer)
Who is hotter? Lokelani McMichael vs. Amy Taylor
This poll has been closed for voting
Lokelani McMichael (37.4%)
34 votes
Amy Taylor (62.6%)
57 votes
(based on 91 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago


Ana Paula Mancino
(Volleyball)
Milka Duno
(Racing)
Who is hotter? Ana Paula Mancino vs. Milka Duno
This poll has been closed for voting
Ana Paula Mancino (82.4%)
70 votes
Milka Duno (17.6%)
15 votes
(based on 85 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Jill Wittenwyler
(Pole vaulting)
Alina Kabayeva
(Gymnastics)
Who is hotter? Jill Wittenwyler vs. Alina Kabayeva
This poll has been closed for voting
Jill Wittenwyler (32.1%)
27 votes
Alina Kabayeva (67.9%)
57 votes
(based on 84 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Tara Dakides
(Snowboarding)
Jeanette Lee
(Billiards)
Who is hotter? Tara Dakides vs. Jeanette Lee
This poll has been closed for voting
Tara Dakides (65.9%)
56 votes
Jeanette Lee (34.1%)
29 votes
(based on 85 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago
Jennie Finch
(Softball)
Lisa Anderson
(Surfing)
Who is hotter? Jennie Finch vs. Lisa Anderson
This poll has been closed for voting
Jennie Finch (75%)
66 votes
Lisa Anderson (25%)
22 votes
(based on 88 votes)
Discuss
Created 363 days ago

Predictions (Region 2)

Maria Sharapova big over Ekaterina Gordeeva

Natalie Gulbis vs. Backy Hammon is too close to call

Karina Petroni over Dara Torres

Amy Taylor barely over Lokelani McMichael

Ana Paula Mancino big over Mika Duno

Alina Kabayeva over Jill Wittenwyler

Jeanette Lee over Tara Dakides, maybe

Jennie Finch big over Lisa Andrson


As always, we are planning to end the voting at around one week from now, which means that the voting for this region will close at about 12:30 AM on November 18, 2008 (Tuesday). And (again) feel free to add more pictures of these lovely ladies to help convince other people that one's hotter than the other.

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RomiezzoLegend
363 days ago
Score 2+-
BTW, my apologies to my fellow AGMers and other voters. I tried getting this article out yesterday, but I didn't have much time to post anything, as I had a computer exam that day.

But regions 1 and 2 are out today.

I'd also really like to hear your thoughts about this, guys.


Either that, or I'll assume that you guys are totally speechless by the matchups...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
363 days ago
Score 2+-
I can't believe Harkelroad is getting beat so bad.
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CheezerAll-Star
363 days ago
Score 1+-
I can. Sabatini is a much sexier lady. In addition to being a woman vs. a girl.
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RomiezzoLegend
363 days ago
Score 1+-
I guess it's because we didn't put one of your pictures in replace of her first one...
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
363 days ago
Score 2+-
Gabby is freakin' hot! No surprise she's winning.
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CheezerAll-Star
363 days ago
Score 2+-
Not liking some of the match-ups. For example, Both Mancino and Duno could move on. Neither Petroni nor Torres should move on.

I thought the same thing in the first round. Some of the draws were pretty lousy.
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
363 days ago
Score 2+-
Hey, we tried to seed them as acurately as we could, given their appearence in like countdowns.
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
363 days ago
Score 2+-
But it does seem tragic that McMichael or Amy Taylor won't advance.
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CheezerAll-Star
362 days ago
Score 3+-
I know you did your best. Not an enviable position.

(rubs chin thoughtfully)"Gee, which one of these hot women should be matched up against which other hot woman?"
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KelsdadAll-Star
362 days ago
Score 2+-
"Allison Stokke over Swin Cash, but this one could be really close " Would you consider 48-2 close?
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
362 days ago
Score 2+-
Hey, so I called the margin wrong. Big deal. Stokke is steamrolling through the first two rounds. So far Swin Cash and Steffi Graf have only managed 10 votes combined through Rounds 1&2.
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The oldest manVarsity
362 days ago
Score 3+-
Coming from my view here they all are winners. I maybe older than you guys but I can still remember what it is like to look at a beautiful women. Wow and double Wow
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RomiezzoLegend
362 days ago
Score 1+-
Even The oldest man is having a say in this! NICE!
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
361 days ago
Score 0+-
Just wait old man, we still have to roll out Round 2, Part 2. Then Round 3, Round 4 (a.k.a. Spankalicious Sixteen), Round 5 (Extreme 8), Round 5 (The Final Four Of Hotness), and the Hotness Championship. I'm giddy just thinking about it, plus as Rom pointed out, the research was freakin' awesome!
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ShrubberyVarsity Captain
361 days ago
Score 0+-
Doh! I inadvertently put two Round5's in and no Round 6...dumbass am I.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
361 days ago
Score 0+-
You forgot Kournikova
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Steel TownDraft Pick
361 days ago
Score 3+-
She's in the other bracket. Check back soon or better yet, sign up. there's all sorts of fun shenanigans around here.


Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really. Mac: (Irish voice) Evil shenanigans!

O'Hagen: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'

Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigan's?

Mac, Foster and Thorny: Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)

Farva: You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?
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RomiezzoLegend
361 days ago
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Steel Town, the main idea here was to get people who enjoy discussing/writing about sports to sign up and possibly make ArmchairGM more popular. Love the shenanigan dialogue... ;)
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Captain SarcasticWaterboy
360 days ago
Score 1+-
Manny Stiles must be appaled! With the women being so overlyclad, there's NO WAY he would lend his name to this project!

Plus I KNOW he thinks Lokelani McMichael and Jeaneete Lee are getting hosed here (in the unfavorable manor here, ,that is)

And seriously guys... have YOU SEEN a picture of Jennie RFinch in the last thrree years??? No myou haven't... Why do ou think that is???

Man, I havem't been around in a while but a task that is far too tough has been tavkled head on = well done boyz!
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Captain SarcasticWaterboy
360 days ago
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Oh snap, he's probably mad about Dara TRoores bnot getting more votes , but that;s only because she's old as he is! He's always saying how hot she was.;
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
357 days ago
Score 1+-
Dara torres might deserve more votes... except i saw her hair and my first thought was hillary clinton which is obvioulsy a turnoff
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