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20080701 Sportsune Cookie

by Falcon02520
created July 01, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Intro:

Welcome to Manny Stiles Daily Weekday Column:

"Sportsune Cookie" - Stiles is... busy, please leave your message at the beep...

No Manny? Fear not, Apostrophe is here to save the day!

Warning: If you have a dire hatred for the Tampa Bay Rays or Philadelphia Flyers, shield your eyes while reading...


Sportsune Cookie

It's not Stiles, but still one-third of half as good

At the beginning of the 2008 MLB season, I jumped on the Tampa Bay Rays bandwagon. Mostly the reasoning was because I am a fan of how the franchise is attempting to be a "model franchise" by doing everything the "right way" and in good faith. Also, my eyes were opened to their growing talents. So I made a visit to the Grapefruit League and Major League Baseball's Spring Training. Today, here I stand a fan of the Tampa Bay Rays...

I did some research a little while back about why people become fans of certain teams. Many conclusions could be reached using the information and introspect revealed by the questions. Over two-hundred answers later, here is my interpretation of the results to the question "Why are you a fan of the team(s) you root for?"

I learned to love them - Of the three biggest reasons for becoming a fan of a team, this one is the smallest. The explanation to this is simple, people develop a familiarity, a passion, and a connection to a certain team. It may be as a result to the local coverage, the style of play of a certain team, or an inexplicable "love at first sight" feeling. There are many ways a person goes about becoming a fan this way, but in most cases a fan who "learned to love a team" is a former fan of another team...

Family - The second of the BIG THREE reasons people chose to be a fan of a certain team is their family. Growing up, most youngsters have a family member they look up to for guidance. So while they see the people they know and love root for a team, they learn to love that same team. Sports are amazing because they can bring families together. In some families, NOTHING brings everyone together like a major sports story...

Homeland - Location and Location. The home-town team. A rallying point for a city. Representing your home-city. Most people who are raised in a certain region develop a love for the local teams. They flock with others around them, all joining in unison, rooting for the home town bias. With everyone around someone rooting for the same team, it tends to rub off on those around them.

All these three reasons seem to be interchangeable; people learn to love the teams around them, people are raised to love the same teams as their families, and people root for their home-town team because a fan-base becomes a family. What does this all mean? Simple, whatever your reasoning, ROOT FOR THE TEAM YOU LOVE, it doesn't matter why...


Pre-emptive Maneuvers

Bad News Bloggers - This is shameless self-promotion, but it's also a necessary promotion. A few users from Thee Chair are working on a side-project. The Bad News Bloggers kicked off production Thursday, June 26th. There is new material every day, so check us out often...

Junior Clemens - Tripping back in time a tad bit. The whole Clemens vs. McNamee scandal brought some strange things to the table. One of the unusual stories included was that Roger had Brian inject his wife with the stuff. Anybody bother to question his son Koby? That's right, the younger Clemens is a professional baseball player of his own right. Any chance this Minor League slugger is in the loop? The reason no questions have been brought up is because Koby is struggling in High-A ball. If he was on the drugs, they haven't helped. Raised an interesting point and shot it down just as quickly...

HGH - This topic has been visited once before on the chair, but this is everyone's reminder! When we find out that there are players using HGH in basketball, I'll be saying "I told you so!" These guys need to build muscle, the product helps players heal from injuries quicker, and nobody is to say that it doesn't help a player jump higher. Yes, flexibility is more important, but when players are playing year-round ball at such high-levels they need a little something extra to stay healthy. Go ahead and tell me I am wrong because I have no proof or you think I am stupid. Go ahead and do it now because one day the truth will come out. That is the day I get to tell the world, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"


Post-emptive Maneuvers

Fantasy Baseball - This is a shout-out to all the users who believed at the beginning of this season that they were a "fantasy baseball expert." Good job backing up your talk with a good showing in the standings. I wonder who is in second place...

Desert Ice - It's been twelve years since the Winnipeg Jets relocated to the United States Sun Belt. Thus far... nothing. Five first-round knock-outs in the playoffs, one missed season due to the lockout, and six long years without playoff hockey. The Cyotes may be having problems skating every time their hockey rink turns into a pool. The good news is Winnipeg misses you...

No-No!!! - Andy Hawkins arguably threw the best game of his career when he no-hit the Chicago White Sox back in 1990. Too bad Jesse Barfield, Jim Leyritz, and Steve Sax all forgot how to catch the ball in the eight inning. The Yankees lost the game and Hawkins picked up the loss despite giving keeping the White Sox to having a zero in the hit column. This is relevant because a few days back, this type of occurrence happened for the fifth time in baseball history...


Kids make the BEST sports fans

A few months back, I'm over a friend's house. His girlfriend was hungry, so they ran to pick up something to eat. While they are out, I strut downstairs looking to watch the Flyers on the fifty inch flat screen television. I open the door to the decked out Philadelphia Sports room of pride, low-and-behold, his seven year old brother Zach has beaten me to the television. I sit down on the couch and hope he is watching something entertaining.

As the commercials come to an end, the Flyers game pops onto the screen. Here is little seven-year-old Zachariah, sitting cross-legged less than two feet away from the screen, glued to the hockey game. He sat there for the entire length of the game and I'm not sure if he ever even blinked...

As it turns out, Zach hadn't missed a second of action all season long. Impressive from this youngster. While other kids demand their "Drake and Josh" or "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody," Zach refuses to move his little-big head from the front of the television while the Orange and Black skate around. As it is understood, he saw just about every second of Flyers action this past season, even when nobody else was there to watch it with him. How many GROWN-UP fans can say that?


Fans Are Wrong... Again

What are we wrong about this time? How about the voting for this season's MLB All-Star game:

  • Ian Kinsler is losing to Dustin Pedroia in voting. Kinsler is batting .323 with 13 home runs, 50 RBI, 71 runs, and 20 stolen bases. Pedroia is batting .304, with 8 home runs, 37 RBI, 53 runs, and 9 stolen bases. Guess there are a few more Boston homers than we thought...
  • Adrian Gonzalez is getting no love. He is tied for third in the Majors with 21 home runs and tie for third in the majors with 67 RBI. Gonzalez isn't even in the top five in National League voting for the first place position. Explanation necessary...
  • This one is not totally by fault of the fans, but Carlos Quentin is not even in the top fifteen in outfield voting. He has 19 home runs, 61 RBI, and a .288 average on a first place Chicago team. Why isn't this totally the fans' fault? Quentin isn't even on the ballot!!! Better get those write-in votes going...
  • Catcher Joe Mauer is leading the All-Star voting in his category, rightfully so. Having a similar season, Dioner Navarro has less than a quarter of the votes Mauer has received. Joe has 3 home runs, 32 RBI, and a .321 average. Dioner is batting .317, 4 home runs, and 31 RBI...

What's the point? It's about time the fans are stripped of voting privileges...

* Statistics are retroactive to 6/30/08...


Ever Wonder?

You've never wondered? The world is probably better off that way...


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Reporting on Tuesday, July 1st... The Falcon

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Butte to Butte celebrates thirty-five years of Independence Day tradition...


The Adventures of ManRays

Today's "Ray of the Day" is James Shields...

Shields went 6 1/3 innings against a tough Red Sox team, allowing only two runs on five hits. James picked up his sixth win of the season, one that gave the Rays a game and a half lead in the American League East division...

Honorable Mention: Willy Aybar...

After all the drama between the Red Sox and Rays, including Jonathan Papelbon's words on how this feud is not over, Aybar was plunked by Justin Masterson. Willy stayed composed as he did nothing more than drop the bat and jog on down to first base. He didn't look at the mound and stare down Masterson, he didn't get into a war of words with any of the Boston players, and he didn't get aggravated. He took his base and revealed to the world that the Rays aren't just a young franchise, but a mature one too...

On Deck - Matt Garza is on the hill for game two of the series against the Boston Red Sox. The Rays will look to continue to widen the gap and add to their division lead in Tampa Bay...


Go Rays!

10

1- Drew Henson
2- Joe Mauer
3- Mike Moustakas
4- Josh Hamilton
5- Adrian Cardenas
6- Justin Upton
7- Jeff Allison
8- Scott Kazmir
9- Matt Harrington
10- Homer Bailey

A Picture is worth 1000 Pieces

After shattering his at bat during a Spring Training game this past March, Carlos Pena spent some time on the disabled list this season. He returned to the line-up last Friday. With a healthy Pena back in the line-up, the Rays offense is ready to show the world what it can really accomplish...

Image:1206702254 Carlos Pena Shatter.JPG

Answering the Questions

ATQ - Yesterday's top ten was... uh, Manny, a little help?

Stiles is quoted as saying "Yup Cheezer... We're officially "old bastards"!!!"

You guys may be getting old, but with age comes wisdom...

Everyone is getting older, every second of every day. Time never stops, so everyone is getting old...

Strike A Prose

A Haiku for you...

"The Rays are in first

Each single team now is worse

Then the Rays in first"


Notes From Apostrophe

Hey Flyers Fans, Trust Paul Holmgren! His moving of center R.J. Umberger is a questionable one to some (myself included) because R.J. is loaded with potential and started to break-out during the playoffs. He could be one of those guys you wish never left because he will be a force in the league for years to come. Meanwhile, Jeff Carter signed a long term contract (contrdicting early reports). Another young center loaded with potential. If he can just get everything to click, he will be unstoppable. One last note, top prospect Claude Giroux is gearing up for his NHL debut. The twenty year old is another offensive force that the Flyers are hoping will add another dimension to their third line. No matter what moves the Flyers make, the point is to trust Holmgren because he knows what he is doing. Plus, he has not given any reason to worry about the future of this young, talented roster...


Wanna crack open another Sportsune Cookie?
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v 14 votes c 32 comments
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Niteowl049AAA-er
495 days ago
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Good point about Koby Clemens...you know he had access to the stuff plus he probably didn't have to pay for it out of his own pocket. I would be surprised if he didn't use drugs but then Roger may not have wanted to get his son started. Wonder how Koby is doing this season?
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KelsdadAll-Star
495 days ago
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Toughest job in baseball is pinch-hitter, not quite ready to annoint you the next PH king, yet, but a job well done, nonetheless.

I know Manny's plate is full with personal stuff now, and I wish him well, but if he's smart he's out looking for a new source for his Rays info, 'cause the one he has now sucks.

Koby Clemens is at .273/5/33, for a kid in A ball, I would hardly call that struggling.

A complete game is a complete game, it's not the pitcher's fault his team didn't play well behind him. Hawkins game is a no-hitter in my mind.

All-Star game is an exhibition, if MLB wants the fans to vote, so be it. And at least baseball doesn't have the worst All-Star event.

The top ten is first round draft picks. There is a guy on that list who may make the Josh Hamilton story seem tame by comparison, and another who is about a year and a half away from making Chase Utley a third baseman.

Nicely done, Falc
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JuTMSY4Legend
495 days ago
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Utley ain't playin 3rd...its been done and he can't do it...
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JuTMSY4Legend
495 days ago
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Oh and KD, i sorta agree about the no-hitter's except (i think they only pitched 8 innings...that's no enough... with that said, its kinda like when a QB throws a tipped INT...its not his fault, but its his stat...
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KelsdadAll-Star
495 days ago
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By rule, if a pitcher throws 8 innings and his team loses, he is credited with a complete game. Why shouldn't he also get credit for the no-hitter?

In the early '90's, there was an unusual amount of five or six inning "no-hitters", games shortened by weather. (Melido Perez and Britt Burns threw two of them, I remember). Baseball changed, actually amended, the rule to disqualify them as a game shortened by weather is consdered an "official" game, but not a "complete" game.

Whomever authored the amendment did so quickly, and likely didn't know, or care to verify, the complete game rule, thus it now reads, "9 innings or more."
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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I don't get the Rays comment...

Koby was hitting about twenty points lower when I wrote that part...

The top ten are first round draft picks, but that is not the answer, there is something more...

It's a no hitter, no doubt...

Thank You...
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KelsdadAll-Star
494 days ago
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You're not supposed to, I'm just throwing darts.

When did you write the article, two weeks ago?

Got me...
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SSreportersLegend
494 days ago
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Huh? Henson was selected in the 3rd round of the MLB Draft.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
495 days ago
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I find it hilarious that Alfonso Soriano gets voted onto the team yet he's been on the disabled list for half of the season so far. Not to mention the fact that Griffey is a lock now and Fukudome is gonna get in too because of Soriano's injury.

This is why the NL loses every year. Because dumb Cubs fans vote their own injured and mediocre players on the team. Mark DeRosa's second at 2B?! Over Dan Uggla!? Are you fucking kidding me?

SAVE THE NATIONAL LEAGUE! VOTE BRAUN!
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JuTMSY4Legend
495 days ago
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I love the Umberger move...Carter is better (and they almost moved him for Phil kessel...ugh) and has more potential... Holmgren's a great evaluator of talent...i don't like some of his trades (they can be uneven) be he's very good at scouting players and knowing how good they can be...
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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Exactly... trust Holmgren.


Carter is better but I don't understand why they couldn't have kept them both? Guess we'll find out...
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LASportsblogAAA-er
495 days ago
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Nice Haiku, and thanks for the free Ad in the "Wanna Crack Open Another Sportune Cookie"
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LASportsblogAAA-er
495 days ago
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I may have mis-labeled something in my categories that put my blog there... if so my bad, I guess.
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Tej8722JV Squad
495 days ago
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I wish I had as much time as young Zach to watch hockey. I could make that kind of time, but I would probably find myself less one wife and one job.
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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He's got the life...
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
495 days ago
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10 Athlete's who played multiple sports in high school
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False ProphetAll-Star
495 days ago
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I think you're right. Interestingly enough, I'm willing to bet Mauer would still be a superstar athlete if he didn't play baseball. He was a pretty damn good QB.
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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Not the answer we are looking for...
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SSreportersLegend
495 days ago
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Very well done Mr. Bandwagon Rays Fan!
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False ProphetAll-Star
495 days ago
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he's not a bandwagon jumper, more like he started the bandwagon. One makes him a poser, one makes him lucky...
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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Manny started the bandwagon a long time back. I jumped on when they were still the team with the worst record in baseball...
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False ProphetAll-Star
494 days ago
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manny is the bandwagon. You're the driver
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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Nobody got the 10. Kelsdad is the closest...
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KelsdadAll-Star
494 days ago
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They had (or accepted) college scholarships in a sport other than baseball.
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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maybe, but no...
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RomiezzoLegend
494 days ago
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What about "Baseball players who got drafted at the age of 18"?
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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nope
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SSreportersLegend
494 days ago
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Give us a hint because you seemed to make it as difficult as possible.
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RomiezzoLegend
494 days ago
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All this time, I forgot to comment on this spectacular article... a 2,000+ word article written by someone else other than Manny. Nicely done, Falc!

I wouldn't say that I have "jumped on the bandwagon" of the Rays. However, I have never disliked them at ALL. They are probably my favorite team in baseball as for as general management and business. The team doesn't do it for publicity or money... it's one of those teams that not many people can dislike, except this year since they're actually in first place right now.

Those three reasons (combined) are exactly the reasons why I became a Red Sox fan. I have loved (and I mean LOVED) baseball all my life. However, before I was 13 years old, I never really rooted for a certain team consistently. When I was a kid, it was all about winning. I didn't really follow the MLB regularly until I was about 10 years old (2001ish). I wanted to be a fan of a different team besides my family because I like doing the exact opposite of what the majority of the crowd does. So, what did I do? I decided to stay neutral. Then, one day when I was 13 years old (the day before the A-Rod/Tek brawl), my cousin was sitting in the car with me while driving to my grandparents' house. She asked me, "What team do you like?" I said, "I don't like any team." Then she went on saying that you should come to like a team... it's a lot funner when you root for a team and you have some sort of moment for liking baseball. So, that's when I (ironically) decided to become a Sawx fan. There is no one in my family who does not root for the Red Sox, so I guess I kinda joined the crowd after all.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
494 days ago
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That'll do Falcon. That'll do. =)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
494 days ago
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Anyone else want a shot at the column that practically writes itself?
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SSreportersLegend
494 days ago
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I'll do it.


I'll also cure cancer, end world hunger, buy the Sonics so they stay in Seattle and get into Harvard for free.


It's too good for anyone outside of Falcon to write......so guess who has a new job?
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KelsdadAll-Star
494 days ago
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I couldn't write it....or do it justice.
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RomiezzoLegend
494 days ago
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I'm sick of talking about the HGH/steroids/PEDs, so I'm not going to talk the pre-emptive maneuvers. However, I will talk about the post-emptive maneuvers.

As for fantasy baseball, good job to you, Falcon, for reaching 2nd place.

I don't really know anyone who has a little brother or sister, surprisingly. However, I have heard about how amazing they can be. Their eyes glued to the TV. When I was a little kid, all I can ever remember was my love for PlayStation and sports. MLB '99 was the first game I ever played. I remember I used to memorize every single stat, and like Manny's kids, I always used to beat every single team by double digits... on the easiest level, of course. However, in Kuwait, we never really had (or have) any sports channels where you can watch an MLB game very easily. Plus, I didn't even think about the time difference. That's why summer has always been my favorite season: because I can go to my grandparents' house, and I can just watch a game (or two) every day I was there.

I can't believe Adrian Gonzalez, Ian Kinsler, and Carlos Quentin aren't recognized... especially Adrian Gonzalez. I guess San Diego fans just quit baseball after seeing that final loss in 2007.

James Shields pitched a great game against the Sawx yesterday. I don't want to see that happen again, but I want to see happen again. Am I an unloyal Red Sox fan now? Who cares? I'm still a baseball fan!


This user is a fan of America's Favorite
Only Pastime.
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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10 Clue - All the players did something before playing professionally...
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SSreportersLegend
494 days ago
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They all played in the minors?
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CrackajgDraft Pick
494 days ago
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Applied at the University of Michigan?
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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All were recognized for something...

SSR, the minors are still professional ball because they are getting paid to play...

Crackajg, maybe, but not the answer here...
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False ProphetAll-Star
494 days ago
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All were high school all americans?
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SSreportersLegend
494 days ago
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I think FP got the other part.
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Falcon02520Legend
494 days ago
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Not quite the answer, but you couldn't get much closer...
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Tmil42AAA-er
494 days ago
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They all were All-Americans in high school at a sport that was not baseball.
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RomiezzoLegend
494 days ago
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I'm pretty sure that's the answer right there. That, or "you couldn't get much closer."
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Tmil42AAA-er
494 days ago
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It's got to be, I'm the master of the cherrypick.
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KelsdadAll-Star
494 days ago
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Played as amateurs?
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