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(Devil) Rays have first winning month ever!

by Cougar2000
created May 01, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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The planets have lined up, God is in heaven. No, Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds haven't admitted using steroids. Nope, Barry Zito isn't back in the San Francisco Giants' rotation and Hank Steinbrenner still hates Boston.

The Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays. Yes, the team located in St. Petersburg, Florida, the home of the newly wed and almost dead (as a friend of mine calls it) has done something it has never done in the history of the franchise that has been in existance since the Bill Clinton administration: they have a winning month! Yes, that's right. The Rays have finished a month above .500. It's about damned time, guys! To give you more history, the number one song in America was Elton John's "Candle In The Wind (Goodbye, England's Rose)," a tribute to Princess Diana.

Righthander Andy Sonnanstine, who baffled the Chicago White Sox at Tropicana Field two weeks ago, gave Tampa Bay eight innings of work with five strikeouts to take a 8-1 AL Eastern Division win over the Baltimore Orioles Wednesday night at Camden Yards. Could this be the start of something good on Florida's left coast? Could years of losing and being the butt of bad baseball jokes come to an end? This is a start. They need to keep this momentum up if for nothing else, for pride. They may not make the playoffs this year. Then again, stranger things have happened. This could be baseball's answer to "The Little Engine That Could."

Tampa Bay has now made a name for itself in the history book. There's still a lot of baseball left to play, but this is a good start for the team that has never finished a season, let alone a month above .500. This is a shot in the arm. Stay healthy and continue to play well, (Devil) Rays and you can do bigger and better things!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
577 days ago
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You could not be more wrong. This was their first winning APRIL. They have many winning months, just never an April before.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
577 days ago
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1999 April 12-12 .500

2000 June 15-12 .577

2000 August 15-15 .500

2000 October 1-0 1.000

2001 October 5-2 .714

2003 March 1-0 1.000

2003 July 14-12 .538

2004 March 1-1 .500

2004 June 20-6 .769

2004 October 2-1 .667

2005 August 15-13 .536

2006 June 14-13 .519

2007 August 15-14 .517


Lesson - Yes, I will crawl out of the woodwork to defend the Rays.
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Cougar2000All-American
576 days ago
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Be proud of the Rays, Manny! They have talent!
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SSreportersLegend
576 days ago
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YOU ARE BACK!!!
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RomiezzoLegend
576 days ago
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Welcome back, Manny! We I missed you!
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SSreportersLegend
576 days ago
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March 2004 is not a winning month.
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Falcon02520Legend
576 days ago
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Who are the Devil Rays? I am aware that there is a professional baseball team called the Rays, but where does this Devil come in?
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Cougar2000All-American
576 days ago
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They were called the Devil Rays at one time but some Pentecostals got their noses bent out of shape and the team changed the name, which is really the name of a sea creature that lives in the ocean.
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False ProphetAll-Star
576 days ago
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<sarcasm>because falcon was actually asking that question seriously, despite there being an article on the name change on this site, and falcon being a fan of the team...</sarcasm>
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SSreportersLegend
576 days ago
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Oh yeah, and he went to spring training and watched their games.
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