Armchair Prediction League: Preseason Week 1 Results
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Results from Week 1 - feel free to check my math, ya bastages!
Here's the answer key:
SD 33 v. ARI 31
TAM 31 v. MIA 28
NYJ 20 v. NYG 12
SF 28 v. CHI 31
BAL 7 v. WAS 13
MIN 13 v. SEA 30
CLE 17 v. DEN 16
DAL 16 v. HOU 28
DET 10 v. IND 37
PHI 13 v. PIT 27
San Diego Padres - 14-3, 4-3 2-14 = 20-20, but San Diego wins tie breaker as they won more games. Now you know why Manny Stiles declares tie breakers.
Joseph Addai was taken #4 (while this guy took Frank Gore at #5!
And the golfers who would have yielded you points: Dennis Watson, Joe Ozaki, Craig Stadler, Gil Morgan, R.W. Eaks, Dana Quigley and/or David Eger.
So how'd everyone do? Well it's pre-season, so who cares!
Preseason Week 1 shakes down like this:
The .44 Magnums: 11.71 (+.o1 for maintaining custodial duties and calling your incorporating 'The' into your team name, also as kickback from our crooked organization)
Enraged Midgets: Drunk and Ready for Business: 11.7099 (+.099 for incorporating a colon and drunk, hard working midgets into your team name - I wanna see the logo?)
The King of Who Cares: 11.6 (picked a golfer correctly)
Raining Champs (My Seattle Seahawks term): 10.70000099 (+.00000099 for explaining what your team name meant and listing the SEA prediction first but with only 2 pt value...)
British Lions: 9.725 (+.025 for making predictions that I have no possible idea of the outcome - well done)
Davis21wylie's Militant Pigskin Fighters: 9.70
Confused But Intrigued: 8.7125 (+.0125 for being the only person to italicize your team name)
Veronica Corningstone's Sex Panthers: 8.005 (+.005 for being the first predictor to get a golfer right!!)
'Long Balls' - 7.6009 (+.0009 for using apostrophes as 'quotations')
John Cocktosin and the Underhills: 7.60
Jut's Muts: 5.05 (+.05 for barely beating me this week in a weird kharmic twist)
Manny Stiles' Gang of Weird Shift Buttons: 4.60
Yes, that's right!
The Commissioner was the only one who understood the rules. You bozos weren't supposed to get as many right as you could! It's PRE SEASON!!!
Now that I know how you each predict things, you're going to be my personal toast to butter. Better get an ashtray, because y'all are about to get smoked!!!
Guess what, freeks and wannabes? YOU can STILL JOIN!!!
It might seem like I'm a real prick and somewhat of a jerk, but if you were too overwhelmed by the fascination the first time and - now that you see how stupidly easy it is YOU WANT IN?!?!?!?
Lucky you! Add your team name in comments and prepare to start predicting...
