ArmchairGM Web Commercial 006

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by user Manny Stiles

This one is crappier than ever! To prove how ghetto I am, I bootlegged my own commercial. This one has Manny Stiles pitted against a very "Special Guest Star" in a game of one on one basketball; you've seen him before, you know him well, but now he's back in action and he's better than ever!

It's Manny Stiles vs Orange Striped Shorts!

Officially, I will blame Microshaft for rendering my Windows Movie Maker save-less. I am currently seeking much better and proficient movie editing software (any suggestion? The free-r the better!) I was able to spend WAAAY to long filming, uploading, editing and saving the "project" only to be unable to have Movie maker convert it to an .mpeg or .avi. So after days of stressful call management to technical assistance in India, I decided to go old school. I played the video on my computer and filmed it with my camera!!!

Very No Budget Productions does it again!!!

I'm an idea guy, a conceptualist, not a perfectionist!!! If you wanan get together with your ample funding, we can do some things! Enjoy!

New!!! the NON-bootleg version!!!

YouTube

Did you miss Manny's other Commercials?

Stuck at the Rim

Super Bowl Edition

Orange Striped Shorts

Pierce Park All-Stars

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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Mm... I'm glad to hear that you get annoyed by Dave in India who gives you know help at all and you can't understand a word he's gibbering about...

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DNLLegend

1001 days ago

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I'd hate to see what your underwear can do.

In fact, I'd hate to see your underwear -- period.

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DNLLegend

1001 days ago

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That should be :), not )

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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so many... responses... possible... can... not... choose... head... exploding!

Davis21wylieMVP

1001 days ago

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I like the bootleg quality. Feels like a movie out of the 1920's or something...

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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Colour movies in the 1920s? :)

Davis21wylieMVP

1001 days ago

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What, you guys didn't have that back then? Boy, the U.S. really is technologically superior!

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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Yeah, until your stock market crashed...

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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It didnt crash just took a bit of a rest, and jumped back stronger than ever.

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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£1 = $2. Who has the stronger market now!? (I think there's a better place for this... economics.wikia ...

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Theres always a time a place to talk about International Political economy (my minor in college)

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Alex $2 = One Pound... One whole pie or one pie cut into a dozen pieces is still just one pie... now, let's talk about inflation and see who comes out the winner, smarty pants!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Alex is just a bit nervous about that beating the American rugby team is going to put on the WORLD come the World Cup

False ProphetAll-Star

1001 days ago

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I'll take our economy now over the British one 231 years into existance

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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We could always pull the "you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us" card... if it comes to that!

False ProphetAll-Star

1001 days ago

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nudges manny and whispers for him to play the card...

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Well what can ya say. Thats the Americans always working to save the rest of the world and never looking for a Thank you, (unless its in the form of a kickback)

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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kickback? Not only did we pay for kicking germany's and Japan's asses... then we paid to REBUILD them!! How do they repay us? By taking our inventions and making them better!!! Son of a...

Seriously though, America has rested on our laurels for too long. Granted we're atour best when times are the worst, but we slack off the rest of the time!

We DO still owe Britain a little sumthin, sumthin for burning the White House! Long live Dolly Madison!!!

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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USA is heading into a recession - the government are worrying because of your inflation. Ours dropped to 2.7% last month (CPI, 4.2% RPI), which is back down to where we're aiming. USA has a stronger economy than us obviously, but ours is more stable (just about).

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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How times have changed! Now George Bush is starting random wars and asking for our help!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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I was thinkign about our more recent ventures overseas. Yeah the Britts didnt give us much in return.

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Wow....Im not sure what I just saw. I know I can blame the film quality on techinal difficulties, but who do I get to blame the content on? Nonetheless good work Manny

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PeanMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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that is excellent

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Davis21wylieMVP

1001 days ago

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Okay, Manny, who wins one-on-one: your daughter, or your shorts?

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Im takign his daughter you see the way she throws down? and she still may be a lil bitter about the way he deboed her on the football field and want some revenge

Davis21wylieMVP

1001 days ago

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True, she's the Kevin Garnett of the Stiles household. And Manny's Shawn Bradley.

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Ahhh Manny just got served...I mean I was going to at lest give him Chris Dudley status

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Yeah, the Bradley crack was just too far, D21Dub... TOO far!

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Pookie vs Orange Striped Shorts breakdown.

size- about equal, slight advantage to Pookie
skills- Pookie can sing her ass off, Shorts smell like ass, advantage Pookie
determination- shorts all the way, they keep coming back
style- advantage Pookie, she "Grrrs" on her dunks

Maybe I'll have a showdown (another commercial perhaps?)

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Im taking his daughting with 6-1 favorites, and with a nickname like Pookie, there is no doubt that she is ready to hit the And-1 circut right now

EnyboDiv-I Stud

1001 days ago

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Haha, I bet Pookie Stiles wins the dunk contest in Vegas.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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she'll be the first high schooler drafted by the WNBA. We already have her practicing post game interviews... "Naptime? Naptime? We talkin' 'bout NAP TIME?!?!"

JoebookRed-Shirting

1001 days ago

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My drug dealer in high school was named Pookie Stiles... eerie...

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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are you sure your not just really high right now?

PeanMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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it would be cool if we could rate these commercials 1-5

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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yeah one of the Admins should get on that and set up a lil section for us

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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There ARE more coming in the next few weeks!!! Watch out!

EnyboDiv-I Stud

1001 days ago

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Manny, you can't dunk, you get beat by a pair of shorts, what's next? You're wife breaking your ankles on a killer crossover?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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well; the shorts, me not dunking... that's Oscar-quality acting. My wife breaking ankles... that's fact. She is THE basketball player in the family, no doubt. She has busted MANY dudes ankles AND she has a sweet jumper. She is Alice Iverson (with fewer tatts). Actually the next commercial may or may not have me getting destroyed by a bunch of 11 year olds... I guess you'll have to wait and see!

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1001 days ago

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Enybo - don't give Manny ideas!

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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... like I need help! Cricket, anyone?

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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I think its just cruel that they make those poor lil insects stand in there and get hit by those bats

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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What? If it wasn't for lightning bugs and wiffle ball bats as a kid, I would have never developed my hand-eye coordination so well! Nowadays, I'm more humane. When I find crickets (there tons in AZ), I capture them and let them swim in my aquarium with "Pigger"!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Okay I got about 200 jokes about Pigger. As far as the lightning bugs go, I definitly remember catching them ALL the time as a kid.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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Lightning bugs... yeah, I caught them WITH the wiffle ball bats and bat speed - guess I wasn't clear (they die anyway) Pigger is my big fat Texas Cichlid. She is mean! (definitely an aquatic fullback)

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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BTW - Bats eat LOTS of insects, not just crickets

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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YEah you were hitting them with a bat, while we were catching them with chopsticks ala Karate Kid Put em in a bodybag Johnny

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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true story - I once watched a friend joke about catching a fly with a pair of scissors (a la Karate Kid). He already had scissors in his hand when a fly was buzzing around his head. He took ONE swipe and actually caught the fly by the wing, pinching it between the blades of the scissors at the tip without cutting it! We were both VERY stunned. The fly was stuck to the end of the scissors buzzing trying to get free. He opened the scissors and it flew away! One of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Yes, I was totally sober when this happened.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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as for lightning bugs, I DID make a lot of night-jewelry from them!

SashaDiv-I Stud

1001 days ago

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Very nice Manny I especially like the shorts dunking at the end. Pure cinematic genius.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1001 days ago

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You better watch it! Orange Striped Shorts might start popping up in Yahoo! Chess...

Anonymous Fanatic #1

1000 days ago

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i like that one, he wouldn't it be great to be paid like bradley to get dunked on everynight! hey mumbo jumbo.

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