ArmchairGM Web Commercial 003: Super Bowl Edition

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Super Bowl season is commercial season. It's no different here on the 'chair!

Why suffer through 900 more Dodge Rock'em Sock'em Robot commercials, 3 more fakeouts by GoDaddy.com or <wink,wink> the humorous </wink, wink> touting of K-Fed's non-career when you can enjoy Manny Stiles spreading the joy of sport, the honor in hard work and the glorious thrill of a touchdown celebration when you're down two touchdowns to the next generation of athletes?

Stop reading and hit 'PLAY' already! Enjoy! Manny Stiles 00:00, 01 February 2007 (MST)

Note: No animals were harmed in the filming or editing of this commercial. Some feelings were hurt and a fake tear may or may not have been shed. Oh, and the grass was VERY itchy.

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

1033 days ago

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Now all we have to do is come up with 2.5mm dollars so that we can air this during the superbowl!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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or steal a satellite for a couple minutes...

I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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We could sell those now-famous orange-striped shorts on eBay and bring in the cash. If Manny signed them we could air it one and a half times!

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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the signed ball too... (like I didn't already condier this, Seepie!)

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Just when I thought you couldnt find that next level Manny, you up and suprise me again. That will do Manny, That will do.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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+ All three players in the game above LOVE that reference.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Yeah, but I missed the extra point and didn't clear the spread... =(

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Im filling out the application for you to enter Dancing with the somewhat stars right now.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Ha ha! Dancing with the Pseudo-Stars! You should see the out-takes! The others had better dancing (even threw in a Steve Smith canoe and a Curly Shuffle), but this had the best violence! (and a chance to get the daughter back for dunking on me! "That's how you do it, Pookie!") This is also the only take Stiles Jr. made it through. He was very sick all day and clinging to Mommy.

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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There ya go Manny way to ignore all those child labor laws, and make sure those kids tuff it out till the shoot is finished.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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they signed a waiver...

1033 days ago

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Manny, your children have signed with my agency - Fried's Smoking Hot Talent Agency. I will be representing them in negotiations with you over all future acting and sporting jobs you have for them. When can we meet to discuss the terms of the contract? :)

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Also, check out the mean game of "Immigrant Soccer" (as I call it) going on in the background... I'm pretty sure 5 continents get represented every game.

These dudes descend upon the park in groups of 2 and 3, they all speak different languages and play 20 to a side soccer with no goalies and closely placed trash cans for goal markers.

Some of them are really good, some dress up in full gear and some play in jeans and boots. They all play their asses off! I should video them and make a highlight reel, or join them sometime and keep using my hands until the tell me to leave!

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Just join the game and as soon as one of them touches the ball blast them ala Ray Lewis style and then act like you didnt understand what you did wrong since you were playing football.

EnyboDiv-I Stud

1033 days ago

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Or yell fumble and jump on the ball.

Anonymous Fanatic #2

1033 days ago

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this one is funny as hell this needs to be on during the superbowl lmao!!! best comercial i seen in a while!!sums up most dads in america.-jerm

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Thanks! I gotta beat 'em up while I still can... I'm sure the payback will come soon enough ("can you say 'Nursing Home Football', Daddy?)

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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yeah, you better set aside a nice lil lot of money now because the little styles will revolt

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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He has a trust account set up specifically to fund the therapy he'll need later...

1033 days ago

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Manny proves once again that white men have no rhythm. Neverthless, the sharpie in the sock was a great conclusion! Fantastic ad!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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can I get a "I don't care what color Manny Stiles is" from the congregation?

1033 days ago

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I say Amen to that Manny, however, most of the world do not think like us.

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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I dont know, I saw your dunking ability Manny could it be a racial thing?....

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Well, regardless of his checkered and scrambled geneaology Manny has always considered himself of only one race - the Human Race... you know, the race that everyone runs and no one wins?!?! But I can rap, too!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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As someone who onced worked for a Indi Record label, Im not touching that one with a 10 foot poll

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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And believe me Ive seen some HORRIBLE ACTS come across my desk too.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Ok, but I might just surprise you... I have a few songs I've been sitting on that are surefire hits. (BTW I have my own label and recording studio in my house - 'Beats By Man Productions' a subsidiary of MuTeCoRe and have recorded about 11 albums in the past 10 years, not all rap but of "many styles" go figure)

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Ah Very niceI know many people who have put together home studios for basically everytype of music.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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My house had the studio in it already. The guy who lived there before me recorded radio ads, voiceovers and rented out time to local bands, etc... I wish I had the money and equipment to do it full-time, but alas I found ArmchairGM.com instead!

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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I think thats the story with far too many things in life.

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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word...

Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1033 days ago

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Like the use of the "Superstars" music - a British gameshow where people from all sports took part in a sort of "King of Sports" thing. Is it used in the US for something?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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it was the theme for Monday Night Football until the Hank Williams Jr train came rolling in...

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Dont they still use that music for something on the 4 letter or something else? I feel like I still hear that tune on a regular basis

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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Chucky Soup ads... Sounds like time for another Chunky Curse reference

BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1033 days ago

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So McNabb hates that song too along with the soup?

The BeastAAA-er

1032 days ago

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Is it me or do these Armchair commercials just keep getting better.

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DRE-LOAAA-er

1032 days ago

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Awesome!!

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SashaDiv-I Stud

1032 days ago

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Well Manny I can honestly say that was the best tackle by a 6 and a half foot man on knee high young-in I've seen in a long time.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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I like how I picked up the fumble and you can see his little legs kicking about on the ground... That's my "Bubbas"

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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I got him by over 240 lbs too!

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1032 days ago

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The key Sasha is to remember the fundamentals. Notice how I wrapped him up! He wasn't going to break that tackle... fun-da-men-tals...

Anonymous Fanatic #3

1030 days ago

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manny stiles flapping his arms = hilarious. looks like you have a ten foot wingspan.

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Anonymous Fanatic #4

1030 days ago

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and a two inch dick (Haw haw! I said Haw! Haw!)

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