Appalachian State Over Michigan or a 16 Over a 1?
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by LastRow
I’m back! Man, it feels so good to be alive again and pecking away at these keys…Gosh, my little sticky fingers have missed you guys! For anybody that gives a hoot as to where my spits & spats have been at for the last few weeks, I’ll give you the 411. It’s turns out I fell into a deep coma…Last thing I remember was John Madden saying the words "BOOM and "SLOBBERKNOCKER" for the 900 th time as I sat on my rump shaker playing Madden ’08 for the umpteenth time. The combination of overplaying and watching preseason football, well, it was just too much for my body to handle and just shut down. Although while I was sawing logs over these last few weeks, I must say comas have a weird affect on your dreams.
While I was away in comatoastville, my mind was playing tricks on me. Before I fell into Lala land I could’ve sworn Michael Vick plead not guilty to the charges he faced…Unfortunately things aren’t always as they seem in a coma. In there he plead guilty given the fact that all his hommies dimmed him out and he couldn’t escape the justice system like it was some collapsing pocket! Boy, now those are the kind of friends we all need…When the going gets tough, they chirp like a prison canary, (of course no pun intended, or do I mean pun intended? The coma effects still lingers.)
I’m telling anybody that wants to listen, comas do strange things to your medulla oblongata! During my best rest in peace impression, for some strange reason, Charlie Weis was trying to run his spread offensive with three different quarterbacks…Clearly, this was a nightmare I was having. Yeah, it was…Just one that came true last Saturday. So life after Brady looks grim & blue just judging from what Georgia Tech did in South Bend. What, Rudy wasn’t available to line up behind center and take a couple snaps too? Everybody else was. I knew I should of went to Vegas with what I knew…Damn it all to hell! That, and oh yeah…The Appalachian State – Michigan upset! Yes, that was compliments of the coma as well…I saw it happen in the coma too. However, the blockhead who was trying to return the blocked field goal for a touchdown…Who thought for some reason he needed too, didn’t get tackled by the kicker. See now sonny…If you would’ve just fallen on the ball, you wouldn’t be in the Kevin Federline classification now, would you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFxzAp1Lf8
Appalachian State showed many things with their upset in The Big House! One thing that’s apparent and yes I’m going to beat this horse so early in the year…Is after this past Saturday, some kind of playoff system is a must! When given the opportunity anybody can compete with anybody…Case and point, "Michigan Who?"! ASU didn’t get the Email that they were suppose to just go to Ann Arbor to collect a paycheck and not actually play football…Isn’t that interesting? Paychecks…That’s all the BCS is about too! Although if ASU showed they could beat Michigan then why couldn’t Boise State beat Florida last year if given the opportunity? For all we know they could’ve, but they just didn’t get the opportunity that the Wolverines gave the Mountaineers! It’s kind of like that whole NCAA Basketball Tournament thingy…Anything can happen in one game.
Speaking of the NCAA Tournament…The Appalachian State – Michigan upset will go down in sports lore. Although how would it stack up to a 16-seed beating a 1-seed? Don’t laugh…Some day it’s bound to happen! Just like the UM Nation laughed at the notion of App. State even being competitive, much less winning the game! Would a 16 over a 1 be a bigger story line than this? Every March the word "Cinderella" gets thrown around left and right…Just goes to show the college football world that if "Cinderella" gets a chance regarding the pigskin what she can do! Only problem is the system doesn’t allow any of hers.
Just some other questions that are worth posing too…What are the odds of both Notre Dame and Michigan entering their game next week both 0-2? Which Budweiser Hot Seat will be hotter…Carr’s or Weis’s?

here's the link:
http://youtu...=LFYnersg2Us