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Another Pointless Barry Bonds Interview

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by user Ufgators

At least we know Bonds can be Mr. Mom
At least we know Bonds can be Mr. Mom

As I was flipping through the channels, the "World-Wide Leader" was interviewing Barry Bonds before his upcoming game. After being asked about his future in baseball--particularly next season--Bonds gave the excuse that he was just granted custody of his son.

Usually, this is a legitimate excuse for anyone to use in pretty much any situation. Bonds, however, should be forbidden from alluding to his kids in an interview from now on. Whenever Bonds is in a pickle, who do we see come to the rescue? His kids. Now, when Bonds has to make a decision about his future, he suddenly brings up his kids again.

Bonds was also quoted as saying, "...My son is going to be a junior, and a senior next year if I play..." What? Is Bonds implying that his son's progression in college is contingent upon his father's baseball career?

On Tuesday, May 09, 2006, Bonds' agent Jeff Borris said he had "every reason to believe Barry Bonds will be a professional baseball player in 2007....As long as there isn't a decline in his health, he'll be in a big-league uniform."
Borris added that he thought Bonds could hit 1,000 home runs if he was a D.H.

So, which will it be? It seems like Bonds isn't adverse to playing in the AL as a DH, so seeing Bonds play next year is a likely possibility. I'm fine with whatever he chooses, as long as he leaves his kids out of these situations. Mr.Bonds, a word of advice? Don't pull a Brett Favre on us, please?


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Tue 08/15/06, 7:52 am EST


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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1208 days ago
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1000 is >250 HRs away. At about 40 a year, that's six or so years (plus what's left of this year). So he'll be nearly fifty. Borris is a bit thick.
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Awrigh01All-Star
1208 days ago
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that's a classic picture.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1207 days ago
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"Another Pointless Barry Bonds Interview" - Another Pointless Barry Bonds Article

Of course, I'm kidding, I just couldn't resist (can I ever?)

+ to you UMFg!!!
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1207 days ago
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homer-sexual. thank you manny :)
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1207 days ago
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so no one else thinks that what bonds said was absurd?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1207 days ago
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what has he said that ISN'T absurd... As long as he keeps taking HGH, maybe ANYTHING is possible! Barry is the Pink Elephant in the room... people are tiiiiiired of noticing he is there. The boos aren't even as loud anymore.
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1207 days ago
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is it really better this way? i mean, now that he's not taking steroids, he isnt fun to watch anymore. ratings are lower than before, and im just not as excited about baseball as i once was. EVERYBODY DIGS THE LONG BALL.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1207 days ago
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i agree. bonds is a shadow of his former self and is a million times less exciting to watch.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1206 days ago
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a well written and timely piece. G-d bless you and all that you stand for.
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