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Andy Reid = ONIONS

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by Suckatsports

If only Bill Raftery was announcing the game instead of a fossilized New England ball licking robot that has taken the place of a once outstanding Al Michaels. Quick detour, when did he become a Patriots ball licker? In my head I could even hear Raftery's voice yelling out "ONIONS" as soon as Philadelphia attempted and recovered an on-side kick.

They clearly came to play, and they clearly lacked the talent to beat the Patriots, but had it not for two bad throws, the Eagles would have been the victors. As a matter of fact, the Eagles offense outscored the Patriots offense, how often does that happen? Two throws, that's all we ask to take back on behalf of A.J. Feeley: his second pass of the game, and his overthrow of Curtis with three minutes to go.

If I'm the Patriots, I am deathly scared of the rest of the season. They have feasted on mostly inferior teams, but they've shown themselves vulnerable to their ego. They refuse to run the ball anymore, and even though they throw it extremely well, that kind of one dimensional gameplan will hopefully be their downfall. There's only one player I can even stand on that team, to speak nothing of the coaching staff.

Down with the Patriots.

Samuel beats Eagles [ESPN.com]

Photo: Broad Street Believers

This post is cross-published from We Suck at Sports.


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
716 days ago
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So he stinks?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
716 days ago
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I'm confused. Does Any Reid need a tic tac?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
716 days ago
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And here come the big, bad Dolphins!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
716 days ago
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There's a lot of "onionpeople" that ride the subway in Philly. Does Andy Reid take the Orange line out of South Broad?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
716 days ago
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John Rocker blames those gawddamn curry eaters!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
716 days ago
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No, I'm talking about the homeless people that sleep in the subway Concourse under City hall, in the trash and puke of drunkards and rat piss and feces, etc. They would find a token to get in the subway concourse then they'd sleep down there. I think the onion smell comes from funkgus growing on them...
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DNLLegend
716 days ago
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"They have feasted on mostly inferior teams" When you're 11-0, how many superior teams are there?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
716 days ago
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Slamming an article, DNL?
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DNLLegend
716 days ago
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An argument. If you're going to claim, ridiculously, that the Patriots wins versus the Colts and Cowboys ("mostly inferior" to... ?) make this 11-0 less impressive, then good luck to you. The only way it makes sense is if it's a tautology.
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JuTMSY4Legend
716 days ago
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so i had a little fun with this:

I assigned a value to each team played on their current schedule...1 being a weak team and 3 being a very good team...that is to say - Dolphins are a 1, while the Cowboys are a 3...and I did this to both the colts and pats...lets see what happens:

Pats: Jets (1), Chargers (2), Bills (2), Bengals (1), Browns (2) (Bengals are probably better than a 1 and Browns worse than a 2...imo), Cowboys (3), Dolphins (1), Redskins (2), Colts (3), Bills (2), Eagles (2) = 21

Colts: Saints (2), Titans (2), Texans (2), Broncos (2), Bucs (2), Jags (3), Panthers (1), Pats (3), Chargers (2), Chiefs (1), Falcons (1) = 21

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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JamelAll-American
716 days ago
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Wow- jew man that was like really like smart of you-- but one could argue that 2 3's is harder than 1 3 and that 2's are really a big deal-
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JuTMSY4Legend
716 days ago
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how many 3s are there in the league?

Pats, Colts, Packers, Cowboys...then maybe the Steelers, Jags...and?

So they've played eachother and the pats have played the cowboys while the Colts have player the jags...
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JamelAll-American
716 days ago
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Steelers is a 2- Jags a 2 , Giants a 2, Bengals 2, Chargers a 2, rest I think are 1's, Dolphins 0, Bears 1/2
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JuTMSY4Legend
716 days ago
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so there's 4 is what you're saying...and the pats played two of them... who's schedule is harder again?
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JuTMSY4Legend
716 days ago
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you'll be saying the giants are a 0 by season's end...
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JamelAll-American
716 days ago
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One more game for the Giants and they could go straight from a 2 to 0 in no time- we can only hope :)
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
716 days ago
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Dude...i had to listen to the radio version. I don't like Dave Simms (does Mariner's broadcasts as well) but at least they weren't blowing the Patriots and were just really excited about what was happening. Michaels and Madden have become Patriot fans.
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JuTMSY4Legend
716 days ago
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tom brady is the new brett favre
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JamelAll-American
716 days ago
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You shut your mouth
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
716 days ago
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Tom Brady is the new Joe Montana and Johnny Unitas in one... and Cy Young and Wilt Chamberlain (if you know what I mean) rolled into one, as well. Face it. He's turning straight men gay all over the internet.
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JustlittleolemeJV Squad
716 days ago
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JuT...bite your tongue...there is only ONE Brett Favre !
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
716 days ago
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Then HOW do you explain his stunt double in There's Something About Mary?
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JustlittleolemeJV Squad
716 days ago
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There are many posers....
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