And You Thought ESPN 2 Was Regaining Credibility
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So, I'm flipping through the channels tonight, watching Scrubs during the commercials of the Mets game, and I realize there is a program of arm wrestling.
That's right, arm wrestling, on ESPN 2, the network who have brought you fine programs such as ride-on lawn mower racing, mini-golf tournaments and Scrabble.
So, me being me, Curious George, I actually flip on this terrible excuse for filler at 11:30 at night. It was a despicable event that took place, as it looked like a cross between a Mr. Clean ad and Michael Vick's backyard.
I am really at a loss for why ESPN 2 even exists. It's one of those channels that are at the receiving end of many jokes.
My idea on eliminating these problems and the other problems that exist within ESPN's brass?
Here's how to solve all of ESPN's problems. You hold a UFC, bracket-style tournament with all of ESPN's annoying personalities, specifically Chris Berman, Steve Phillips, Steven A. Smith, the list goes on.
The last one to survive wins. Now we only have one annoying personality from ESPN. The rest are gone, just like the hopes and dreams of ESPN that ESPN Mobile would actually get off the ground.
