A Special Fast Fifteen: Things Roger Goodell Considers Inappropriate
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by SSreporters
I'm sorry, but after reading the news about TO's fine by doing something on the bench, I've got to do another edition.
15. $5000 fine for scoring a touchdown.
14. $10000 fine for running out of bounds.
13. $2000 fine for tackling another player.
12. $1,000,000 fine for even touching Tom Brady.
11. A call from John Madden if Brett Favre is injured.
10. $25000 fine for not doing anything to be fined.
9. $5000 fine for implying that Goodell is a "Nazi"*.
8. A $30000 fine for celebrating a win.
7. A $500000 fine for celebrating a Super Bowl.
6. A $2500 fine for breathing.
5. A $5000 fine for throwing interceptions.
4. A $50000 fine for starting the game.
3. A $25000 fine for losing the coin toss.
2. A $1000000000000 fine for beating the Patriots.
1. A $7500 fine for signing with the Cincinnati Bengals.
- The term Nazi is just used for comedic purposes MJD.
