A Special Alternative Title Game (9.27.07)

by SSreporters

BS247 wins yesterday's game with ESPN's College Football title:

"Kirk Herbstreet Knows Everything About Everything"

Today, we'll change it up a bit. It will be ArmchairGM users. We'll start this one off with:

Manny Stiles

I'm going to guess what Manny would say: "Yay, I made it to the alternative title game before any other AGM user".

JuTMSY4Legend

779 days ago

Score 7

Overly Eccentric, egotistical, shameless, elitist, ornery, slightly crazy and mildly entertaining stiles...

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PeanMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 8

Closet Yankee Fan

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TylersaltAll-Star

779 days ago

Score 3

The best writer on Armchair.

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 4

He's definitely up there, Tylersalt. I gotta agree with you though...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 5

Thanks. I appreciate that (even though it would be better to be a handsomely paid crappy writer...). I'm happiest when I know you're entertained.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 4

Name isn't Sly

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False ProphetAll-Star

779 days ago

Score 9

The Unofficial Official Ambassador of the WNBA to the rest of the world

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

779 days ago

Score 7

Needs a hug from Elijah Dukes.

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Silencer76AAA-er

779 days ago

Score 4

Write about him! He's a man! He's at least 30!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 2

34 next month...

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 3

Manny Stiles: the man who can hit more homers (in whiffle ball) than Manny Ramirez hitsin his MLB career.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

I'm still a better fielder.

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TylersaltAll-Star

779 days ago

Score 0

Hey, don't hate on Ramirez's fielding! He's a flake sometimes, but he plays that monster better than anyone.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 1

Hey! Don't hate on MY fielding!

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TylersaltAll-Star

779 days ago

Score 0

Haven't seen you field. :)

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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 4

minus whore

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 4

I like Pnatt!

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 0

I'm sure you some sort of pact with him...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 2

We do! He stays in Australia and I stay in America.

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 7

Listed the World's Only Tampa Bay Devil Rays Fan by the Guiness Book of World Records

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 6

*The Bobo Newsome of Armchair

• The Laziest Most Promoted Article writer in the world
• Edit? What's an edit?
• Manny Stiles Knows Everything About Everything
• Number one in comments, #694 in your hearts
• Learned to Log in and still loses an article a week (to the Wrath of Microsoft/not saving often)
• Sarcasm is merely sarcasm wrapped in a thin veil of sarcasm (insert sarcastic emoticon here)
• Hasn't raised any money for charity lately... hmmm
• If you can't be pretty you'd better be smart!
• Hasn't retired lately
• Has only scratched the surface (Awwwww Damn!)
• Whatever happened to the commercials?
• ADHD poster boy - If this guy had an ounce of focus...
• Truly enjoys it when people don't like him because it only means they don't know him!
• Defender of the small and weak (Rays, WNBA, whoever needs defending)
• Unemployed and Overpaid (I need a job!)
• The Topper of All Toppers
• This guy has KIDS???

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 1

I miss Ekom...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

He's up in here somewhere... Know a good therapist?

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 2

Well, I DO know a pretty good guy. His name is Milton Bradley.

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 1

Manny, how many articles did you write when you were (at least) tipsy?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 1

Do you mean drunk or just on acid? (insert emoticon here) Answer - I'm not sure there was any - unless you consider REALLY hungover as drunk... then maybe 2 or 3 articles, tops!

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RomiezzoLegend

779 days ago

Score 1

Aww man. I'm dying to read one of your posts from your "drunk" perspective.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 3

One of the articles I lost while posting was about the greatest drunks in baseball history. I really don't drink that often anymore. I'm usually too stoned to get really drunk.

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Baltimoresports247All-American

779 days ago

Score 8

Cashing his pension and social security checks doesn't stop him from blogging on The Chair!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 1

don't forget the Required Minimum Distributions!

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

779 days ago

Score 1

Armchair's very own Dwight Schrute

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

can someone tell me if that's a good or bad thing? I know the reference but not directly. I'm not Bill Simmons (I don't watch much non-sports related TV except CNN, BloombergTV and cartoons)

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

779 days ago

Score 2

It's in reference to "The Office" the NBC adaptation of the British TV series.

Here's a picture:

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InsanMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 1

Speaking of Office. SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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JuTMSY4Legend

779 days ago

Score 2

yes, i'm excited...

Baseball and the office are on...could be a tough night...

that and its thirsty thursday...

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JuTMSY4Legend

779 days ago

Score 3

Just realized that its september 27th and i'm still excited about baseball...what the hell is going on...

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting

779 days ago

Score 1

Looking forward to it as well - 1 hour is indeed nice.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

But yea, Dwight is too cool to be Manny. No offense Manny

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

779 days ago

Score 2

Ahhh yes, Manny's being Manny again

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

SS was just trying to trap me in this piece so I wouldn't ruin everything else on the 'chair today... like that'll work

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

779 days ago

Score 0

You can't kill Manny, only Manny can do that. Or maybe Erin Andrews

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InsanMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 5

I'm secretly jealous of all ESPN personalities.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 2

Only the dead ones - Hunter S Thompson, Ken Kesey, Ralph Wiley, David Halberstam, Dick Shaap... but it's not a secret!

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J CunninghamVarsity Captain

778 days ago

Score 1

Mad props for the Dick Schaap love; his son's good, but no one will ever compare to the elder Schaap.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

779 days ago

Score 1

Manny Stiles attracts more man crushes then Rosie O'Donnell

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

"Needs a quality editor as one of his styles"

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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick

779 days ago

Score 0

The man who quit Armchair months ago, but is somehow still here

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

You called me a man? (weeps in joy)

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

The only AGM member to have his avatar as a tattoo...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 1

Almost as Man(n)-y as Tonya Harding

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

779 days ago

Score 0

I ain't afraid of him!

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KelsdadAll-Star

778 days ago

Score 1

Manny Stiles is just his user name on the chair. The name on his birth certificate is Derek Jeter.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

778 days ago

Score 0

actually I had it changed from Erik Jeter...

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