A Sitdown With Marc Ecko (the guy who bought Barrys 756 ball n asterisked it)
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by Trizz
Sooo jealous SSR scored an interview with Dick Vermeil, I tried to find somebody to interview after getting no, no, decline, get off my property u media parasite I ran into Marc Ecko at a food court...for some reason he's connected to sports so what the hey....A Sitdown with Marc Ecko....
T: Hey aren't you Marc Ecko....Barry was right you do look like Ben Stiller in Zoolander
Ecko: Yes, Yes its me....do you want an autographed copy of my game Marc Ecko: Getting Up in stores now
T: Hmm whats it about
Ecko: I'm not really sure people walk around wearing Ecko clothes thats just about all I know you want it
T: I'll pass....I'll stick with the interview
Ecko: Suit yourself, so what do you want to know
T: So what made you buy Barry Bonds record breaking homerun ball
Ecko: Because I'm ballllllllllllllllllin i buy history cant see me son
T: Well I heard you had to take out a loan to come up with the $750,000
Ecko: Okay okay you got me I just wanted to bid you know make a name for myself I didnt know I was going to win.
T: Ok that explains it but how did you come up with the idea of voting on the balls fate
Ecko: Well I wanted to like straight send it to space son nah mean you know its outta here....literally no wat im sayin cuz but like kept asking me blow it up send it to the hall sell it again in 5 years so I'm like word yall decide then Im a business man I got things to do, they said asterisk it so I put an asterisk cuz I do it for the hood G
T: So your saying you dont truly believe Barry Bonds used performance enhancers
Ecko: Who
T: Barry Bonds....the one who hit the ball.....
Ecko: Oh yea um he prolly took a lil suttin a drugs dont hurt nobody Im here eating cuz I got the munchies nah mean (laughs reaches for dap) I know your feeling me G
T: (looks at hand and back at him) So you have no idea who Barry is....do you even follow baseball
Ecko: Like I follow it but like I dont know all the names theres alot of them like the Yankees n nem, the Expos n nem....
T: The Expos? They been the Nationals for years now...
Ecko: iight iight I admit it, i dont follow sports cuz I'm too busy making money cuz I'm ballin like dat like i spent 3/4 million on a baseball who else can do dat no one cuz im Marc Ecko
T: Well dont you think that money could've been used for a better cause
Ecko: Better cause? I always support the better causes Im from the hood where it aint all good I support charities, my baby mams, and all proceeds of my clothing sales goes to children in antarctica
T: Antarctica???
Ecko: yeah it mad cold there son they need Ecko hoodies and Ecko sneakers cuz my clothes so hot it'll melt the snow g, ecko is to blame for global warming my clothes are hot
T: So um to wrap up this disturbing interview what are your plans after this
Ecko: You know finish this Taco Bell, and you know putting out a rap group, a sequel to my game, and I'ma stick with the history thing ima buy history cuz I'm ballin
T: Buy history? You mean more HR balls or what
Ecko: I'm going to Cooperstown and buying everything, Ima buy that bloody sock and sell it call em Ecko Red Socks....Ima buy umm Brian Bonds steroids you know sell em to the community so they can be athletes and be ballin like me ya dig
T: sell steroids to kids??? okay I'm done here
Ecko: iight G, Ecko clothing in stores, my game in stores, my cd Marc Ecko is coming soon new single I'm ballin cuz I buy balls yea yo
Sorry about this AGM, I was expecting an intelligent interview but then again he spent 750,000 on a ball just to give it back to the Hall thats not unintelligent idk what is.....until next time this was Trizz reporting
