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A Look Into Arod's Wife's Closet

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by user Roblefko

Cynthia Rodriguez doesn't like you.

Nor should she -- you boo her husband, who may be cheating on her, and, uh, point out that he likes the more masculine types on the female spectrum.

But she's a good sport. She still goes to Yankee games... with... well, interesting attire. And not "interesting" in the good, "holy cow you can see her whole *@#*" way. "Interesting" in the "likely to inspire the New York Post to poop their pants in self-righteous angst" way.

You've all seen the shirt:

Well, we figured it's time for us to go down Fashion Avenue, and pick out the rest of C-Rod's wardrobe. We call it....


Into the Closet with A-Rod's Wife


Pretty self explanatory. The funny part: The colors and font would piss fans off more than the words.


 

Probably true. And for some reason, you'd think Cynthia would know if it's true.


 

See above.


 

But then again, so does Yankee fan Rudy Giuliani. But I bet Suzyn Waldman doesn't.


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JoshkrossDraft Pick
733 days ago
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Suzyn Waldman doesn't wear lipstick because it all wipes off on Clemens' ass.
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JuTMSY4Legend
733 days ago
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uh yeah, comment of the day...and its only 11:30 EST...
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JuTMSY4Legend
733 days ago
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Alas, its ashame other Yankees couldn't be involved...the Matsui is Ugly sign was awesome...
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InsanMajor Leaguer
733 days ago
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If that guy represents all the guys that wear "A-Rod wears lipstick" t-shirts and so on, I'm glad I'm a Yankee fan...
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JuTMSY4Legend
733 days ago
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Really...you should see the yankees fans
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InsanMajor Leaguer
733 days ago
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What? We like to eat. lol...
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Niteowl049AAA-er
733 days ago
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A woman that is married to a baseball player should not be wearing obscene shirts to baseball games...what was she thinking?
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EkomVarsity
733 days ago
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for being obscene, it was pretty tastefully done...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
733 days ago
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or any shirts for that matter!
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KelsdadAll-Star
733 days ago
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From what I heard, she went to the game with their 2 year old daughter and a middle aged woman, assumed to be Mrs. Gold Digger's mother. She purchased tickets without ID'ing herself and sat relatively close to the Yankee dugout/on-deck area with the sole intent of embarrassing him.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
733 days ago
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you are right there Ekom...at least it wasn't in huge letters.
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EkomVarsity
733 days ago
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I was just assuming that was all there was - she might have had a picture on the front - say, of a GIANT middle finger. We may never know.
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EkomVarsity
733 days ago
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There's an ACGM T-shirt in there too. He liked it when he saw me sporting mine in Tampa and asked where he could get one!
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EkomVarsity
733 days ago
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I heard Cynthia was gonna make a rap album and call herself 50 Per Cent

252 isn't such a big number now, is it?

If he didn't have a prenup, (I don't care if he hits 1200 HRs,) he will never be eligible to be called Greatest player ever...
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InsanMajor Leaguer
733 days ago
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Thats what sucks about being famous. You get married and if you have a prenupt then your marriage is gonna fail anyways. If you don't then you run the risk of losing half your money.
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KelsdadAll-Star
733 days ago
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Now that's funny.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
415 days ago
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WTF THEY R JUST MAKING THESE SHIRTS BECAUSE THE NEVER MADE IT TO THE MLB OVER ALL THESE SUCK AND HOW EVER MADE THIS SWALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST SAYING THESE SUCK BIG THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO SOFTBALL ARTER WORK ANY WAY JETER AND A-ROD KICK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!BOTH MVPS AND GOLD GLOVE WINNER AND THAT GUY POSING IS PROBABLE GAY.THEY R SO GOOD THEY ALREADY HAVE A HALL OF FAME SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 THE GUY WHO MADE THIS IS A JERKOFF.LIKE KELSDAD SAID IT'S NOT FUNNY. AND BY THE WAY EKOM YOUR SO FRIKEN WRONG
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