A Letter to A-Rod
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by Trizz
Okay A-Rod. I know we havent been seeing eye to eye, but lets face it, you're done in New York, now I'm not one to say I told you so, but I told you so. Now where your going to go? The Cubs, who are the NL version of the Yankees, huge payroll, yet can't achieve postseason sucess. You can go back to Seattle, who has as much media coverage as a Div I-AA football team, or you can come here, where we we're willing to forgive you for ditching us for the Yankees, that whole lil knocking the ball out incident in the 2004 ALCS, and Jason Varitek is sorry for snuffing you. And dont worry about the Yankees, they got Roger and Johnny from us, they owe us one. And I know you have a fear of postseason sucess, but not to worry, we don't need you to come in the clutch. We got Manny, Papi, and great pitching. You can go 0-6 and we'll still win. Why? Because we're better than the Yankees. You may be used to the New York life, but Boston's night life is just as good, plus all the wicked white girls you can want....yea we didnt forget about your date here, we know you love our restaurants. Not only that, but when we win the series this year, you can get a ring, free of charge. I mean we're the Red Sox, our groundskeepers even got rings. Lets face it, its now or never for you. Just come to Boston, and we'll take it from there......
