A Lesson in Running Up the Score
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by Corey Kempf
What do you know? The New England Patriots won by 46 again this past Sunday.
Do I at least seem surprised?
In a scene that's becoming all too familiar in the NFL this year, the Patriots are dominating, destroying and degrading their opponents at an alarming rate, chewing them up and spitting them out like a piece of bubble gum that loses its flavor within five minutes. And that's just the first half.
But the Patriots' preeminence has sparked and, with each passing week, fueled a raging firestorm of backlash from New England to the West Coast. And while these cries of foul continue to ring out across the NFL landscape, one has to wonder if Bill Belichick hired some sound engineer to create his hoodies to withstand the uprising, like a stone castle surrounding its king, oblivious to the helpless, revolutionist peasants trying futilely to breach the gate.
Monday through Saturday, the debates continue, with the football purists protesting that the Patriots are ruining the integrity of the game while showing not an ounce of sportsmanship or class in the process. But on Sunday, Belichick stalks the sidelines, ordering an all-out aerial offensive from his arsenal, an assemblage of weapons comparable only to the Israeli Air Force.
But is Belichick really that evil? To answer, we must complete a small, mostly recent, history lesson.
Earlier this year, on October 30 to be exact, the Smith Center (Kan.) High School football team scored 72 points in the first quarter of a first round playoff game against Plainville High on their way to an 86-0 win.
At the time, Smith Center was 9-0 with every single one of their victories coming by way of a shutout. In fact, they had outscored their opponents 640-0 and hadn't punted once. But the coach insists the team had no intentions of piling up such lopsided scores.
"I didn't think it was nearly as entertaining as some folks did," said Head Coach Roger Barta in an interview with ESPN's Wayne Drehs. "I guess it's a record or something, but not one that we're proud of. We're not here to embarrass kids. We're not here to run up the score. We want our kids to play hard and get ready for the next round of the playoffs. This just sort of happened. And once it started, I didn't know what to do."
He may be right.
Smith Center forced six turnovers in their record first quarter, and ran all but one run play on offense. Their only pass? A 14-yard touchdown that made it 46-0. Fourteen different Smith Center players ran the ball, and they only passed three times all game.
Two months earlier, Mount Union College, ranked No. 1 in the nation in Division III, hung 72 points on Averett University in the first half on their way to a 75-7 win.
Purple Raider back Nate Kmic scored from 70 yards out on the first play from scrimmage and added three more in the first quarter, which ended with a 52-0 Raider advantage. Mount scored two defensive touchdowns and also scored off a blocked punt in the half.
Is it running up the score? Well, if your definition is passing with a huge lead, then yes. Mount's eighth touchdown of the game was a 39-yard pass, but it was thrown by Raider second string quarterback Kurt Rocco.
Now let's head in a different direction, one that closest resembles any Patriot evildoing.
Super Bowl XXIV. The San Francisco 49ers, led by Super Bowl MVP Joe Montana, crush John Elway and the Denver Broncos, 55-10, in what still stands as the most lopsided victory in Super Bowl history.
Up 27-3 at half, the 49ers score two touchdowns in the third quarter, both by way of Montana passes to push the score to 41-3. Of course, in this case, it doesn't matter much if the 49ers replace Montana with their second stringer, as that man happens to be future Hall of Famer Steve Young. The Niners scored two more times in the fourth, both on rushing plays.
But all of these pale in comparison to the ultimate example of running up the score.
On October 7, 1916, Georgia Tech defeated Cumberland University 222-0. (No, that's not a typo.)
Aside from the score itself, what makes this unique under this realm is the fact that Georgia Tech Head Coach John Heisman (yes, of that fame) actually encouraged his team to continue the massacre even after the Yellow Jackets had built a 126-0 at halftime.
"You're doing all right, team," Heisman said during his halftime speech. "We're ahead. But you just can't tell what those Cumberland players have up their sleeves. They may spring a surprise. Be alert, men! Hit 'em clean, but hit 'em. hard!"
Those tricky 127-point touchdowns...
But the real kicker was that Heisman was sending two separate teams onto the field during the game, swapping one for the other at the end of each quarter. The players were told that the team that scored the most points would win a steak dinner compliments of Heisman himself.
After the game, Heisman decided to take the entire team out, and Cumberland got their cut of $500 for the guarantee game.
So, what lessons can be learned from not only our brief history lesson, but also from the 2007 New England Patriots?
- 1. It doesn't matter if you run up the score if you, at the very least, pretend like it was unintentional.
- 2. Rushing touchdowns in the third and fourth quarters don't count.
- 3. Likewise if your second string quarterback throws a touchdown pass.
- 4. Look, you can't please everyone. You know you're better, so have fun doing it. Who knows, you may even have a prestigious trophy named after you someday.

