A-Rod's Wifey Is A Classy Lady

in all fairness, most 2 year olds can't read...

See.. I knew she wasn't selfish. Even though she stays with the richest man in baseball, and wears shirts that say "**** You" and not me, that's saying something. A-Rod can do whatever he wants. As long as A-Rod gets that check, the wife is happy..

Tee B, I believe you may be confused... that's A-Rod's wife, not Jeter's!

Hey ManTits, exactly when did Derek Jeter get married (not counting that little tryst with A-Rod)?

I'm counting it... ManTits? reaaaallly.... I'm disappointed that I don't feel disappointed, but you can do better than that Tryone T. Baggs

Its early in the week yet but "ManTits" will have to do on a busy Monday afternoon.

OK, but only if you want to go all Carl Crawford and get better five times in a row... should be fun And here's a tip, kid: Bring the A material next time...

What "A" game are you referring to? The same one that elevated your pitching "career" (cough, cough) to anonymous oblivion?

Good one, you busted on me for not being in the top .00001% of the American population - way to point out that I didn't somehow make it to the majors, while you did...???? Way to show me, turd.

Not A game, A material, schmuck! Try being funny sometime, you aren't going to hurt my feelings, no matter how hard you try, Tee Baggs...

CAN YOU READ THE WORDS I AM TYPING???

If you want to have a pissing contest, I'll give you the wind advantage...

Hell, was there anything that you did NOT quit in your life there Ecum?

Sadly, I haven't wisened up enough to quit acknowledging your sorry ass... yet.

You try harder being dead to help accomplish that feat.

har-dee-har-harrr (slaps knee repeatedly) You still got it, Tee Baggs!

Quit using that Ignore feature, huh Ecum? Seriously what kind of self-absorbed jackass are you to bitch and moan that you going to quit commenting, then write another column about changing your username and blah, blah, blah? Is that lonely hanging out at the house all damn day long?

I thought you couldn't get any funnier, than WHAMMO, you out-do yourself again!

You are like a comedy superhero, Tee Baggs!

Why would I ignore you when I'd be missing quality banter as yours?

Ecum, this is all you have in your life, isn't it? Shit you might as well be DEAD.

and another! and another! and another!

Wow! You aren't The Last Word for nothing!

Just when you think Tee Baggs is all dried and shrivelled up, he keeps busting them out!

If ArmchairGM went offline, your entire "purpose" in life, would be over, wouldn't it Ecum? After being a complete loser all these years, you finally found a tiny, sliver of a niche of somewhat social acceptance, didn't yeah? What would you be without Armchair? Makes no difference at all. You are still nothing.

come on, Tee Baggs! What would I have to do to be "accepted" by you? You just wanna HATE HATE HATE and then call others haters? It seems a lot of other people are cool with me, but you refuse.

Hey, if you're so much better than me, your actions would say it, not the blah, blah, blah coming out of your font. Anyone can say it, get a-writing!!!

Come on, Dr. Rightopinion, write an opinion!

And check the numbers, Numbnuts, you're logging more time and posting more comments on here than BOTH of my user names combined! When you consider that I occasionally edit and also write articles, it's not even really close!

That's not including your fine work on JTJ. Geek.

Yeah, but I'm paid on my computer time. You just sit at home, scratch your nuts and bang away on a keyboard. And if I didn't post here, you would really, really be bored and have absolutely nothing to do, wouldn't ya Ecum? Ever notice how NOBODY here even pays attention to one damn word you type?

ever notice I tapped away for 11 months prior to your infestation here?

No one else wants to banter because no one lese wants to have their personal lives dragged through your slimy muckraking fingers. If I was Hunter Thompson, I'd call you a pigfucker, but I'm not the complimenting type.

No one else wants anything to do with your filth. I think it's funny that YOU blame me for all these things you do. You couldn't be a simpler creature. It's very entertaining to listen to your analysis of things you have no clue about. The best part is, you THINK you're smart and/or somehow "right"!!! Ha ha!!

I don't care what people think about what I do, dealing with you or any other useless troll. I have to stand up for those too afraid or unwilling to. You won't bully people on this site, Tee Baggs.

Ecum, you don't give a shit about anyone or anything here at this website but YOURSELF. You swim around in this tiny fishbowl like a fat bottomfeeding carp being intoxicated by its own overaccumulating excrement. LOL.

Why should marrying an athlete or any celeb necessitate acceptance for infidelity?

ARod will be lucky if it's just half.