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Sports Anagrams - A Grossman Strap (or Pass Rant Orgasm)

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by user Manny Stiles

Maybe I should call it Fudging with Letters. An anagram is when you take a word or name and rearrange all of the letters that spell that word, name or phrase to make a new word, name or phrase.

Like "Sports Anagrams" can be anagramized to such things as "A Grossman Strap", "Pass Rant Orgasm", "Satan Prom Grass" or even "Mrs. Tang, A Pro Ass"

some Famous examples of anagrams:

  • Elvis = Lives
  • Listen = Silent
  • Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
  • Dormitory = Dirty Room
  • Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
  • Mel Gibson = Bong Smile


Time for a partial list of some of my favorite sports anagrams...

Michael Jordan =

  • Jade Loin Charm
  • Arch Demon Jail
  • Hand Cajole Rim
  • Alien Jam Chord
  • He'd Jam Conrail
  • Hero Clad in Jam
  • I'd Jam on Rachel
  • I Jam Hard Clone
  • Herald Jam Icon

Muhammad Ali =

  • I Maul Mad Ham
  • A Mad Hail, Mum

Babe Ruth =

  • He Rub Bat
  • Bath Rube

Ted Williams =

  • I'm a Lewd Slit
  • A midwest ill
  • Sawmill Diet
  • Sad Will Time
  • I'd Tell Swami
  • Sam, Edit Will
  • Metal is Wild

Barry Bonds =

  • Dry Bran SOB
  • Brandy's Orb?

Shaquille O'Neal =

  • He Quell No Alias
  • Heal Loin Squeal
  • Quasi Lane Hello
  • Nail Hole Squeal
  • Equal Hall Noise
  • All on Quasi Heel
  • Equal as I? Hell no!
  • So, all hail Queen!
  • One Lie Quash All

Kobe Bryant =

  • Baby on Trek
  • Betray Knob
  • Rob Bank Yet?
  • Bark, No Byte
  • Born By Kate
  • Broken by T,A.

Allen Iverson =

  • Learn Evil, Son
  • No Vain Seller
  • Never is All No
  • One Vile Snarl
  • I'll Sneer Avon

Yao Ming =

  • I'm Agony
  • I'm No Gay

Dirk Nowitzki =

  • I work zit kind

Tim Duncan =

  • Damn Tunic
  • In Mad C*nt

Kevin Garnett =

  • Graven Kitten
  • Vegan Trinket
  • Kant Reign Vet
  • Rage, Vent, Knit.
  • Taken Ring Vet

Wilt Chamberlain =

  • Labial Winch Term
  • I Chew Tall Man Rib
  • Am Tall, Be Rich, Win!
  • All Raw Bitch Mine

Mike Tyson =

  • Tiny Smoke
  • Is my token
  • Sit, Monkey
  • Yet is Monk
  • Mint? Yes, OK!
  • Me Skin Toy

Brett Favre =

  • Fret at Verb
  • Vet Fret Bar

Reggie Bush =

  • Gee, Big Rush
  • Beige Shrug
  • Be Regis... Ugh!
  • I Rush, Be Egg

Tiki Barber =

  • It Break Rib

Eli Manning =

  • Lineman Gin
  • Malign Nine

Peyton Manning =

  • A non-gym Ten Pin
  • Pony Magnet Inn
  • Pennant Go in My...

Pete Rose =

  • Pet or See
  • Pee Store

Tony LaRussa =

  • Sour Analyst
  • Salary Snout
  • Royal Ass Nut
  • Also Try Anus
  • Slay Anus Rot

Manny Ramirez =

  • Merry Nazi Man
  • Ram Mary in Zen

Curt Schilling =

  • I'll Sign Crutch
  • Rig Clinch Slut

Derek Jeter =

  • Red Tee Jerk
  • Red Reek Jet

Alex Rodriguez =

  • A Zero Lux Dirge
  • Dug Razor Exile
  • I'd Urge Zero Lax

Ryan Howard =

  • Yard, Won, Rah!!!
  • Award Horny
  • Handy Arrow

Justin Morneau =

  • Man Urine Joust
  • Just Ream Union

Albert Pujols =

  • Label: Just Pro
  • Just Lob Pearl
  • Job Alert Plus!
  • All Orbs Jet Up

Lance Armstrong =

  • Clean Armstrong
  • Calm, Stern Groan
  • Smart, Regal Conn
  • Team Scorn Gnarl

Floyd Landis =

  • Add Folly Sin
  • FDA Silly Nod
  • Lad, I'd Fly, Son...
  • And I'd Fly Slo

Bud Selig =

  • Bug Slide

New York Yankees =

  • Eye On Newark Sky?
  • Know a NY Reek? YES!
  • Reyes, a Known Key

New York Mets =

  • Try New Smoke
  • Know My Steer
  • Try Wok Semen

New York Knicks =

  • KInky Wreck, Son

Home Run =

  • He Mourn
  • Men Hour

Strikeout =

  • True. Sit, OK?

Phoenix Suns =

  • Sex Hip on Sun
  • Phone Sin Sux
  • Shun Ox Penis

Steve Nash =

  • Shave Nest

LeBron James =

  • Rebel Jam Son
  • Reel Jam Snob
  • Beer Slam Jon
  • Lob, Jam, Sneer

Carmelo Anthony =

  • A Clean Myth or No?
  • NCAA, Horny Motel
  • Act Oral on Hymen
  • Hot Nylon Camera
  • Hot, Carnal Money
  • NCAA Mother only

Isiah Thomas =

  • Ha! I am so shit!
  • Hi! It is so a Sham!

Ohio State =

  • Taoist Hoe
  • Has Tie, too
  • Oo... Eat Shit
  • O, A Hoe's Tit

Florida =

  • Afro Lid
  • Old Fair

Michigan =

  • I'm aching

Notre Dame =

  • A Nod Meter
  • To Meander
  • Dreamt One
  • Me Not Read
  • Or Date Men
  • Nad Meteor
  • Ream to End
  • Drone Team
  • Rent a Dome

ArmchairGm.com =

  • Chic, Rag Arm Mom
  • Comma March Rig

Manny Stiles =

  • Name Isn't Sly,
  • My Snail Nest

Hey I never said they were going to be any good.

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RoblefkoLegend
1162 days ago
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Great stuff...i hope you didnt spend time thinking of all these anagrams on your own!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1162 days ago
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So I'm sick, big whoop...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Roblefko = Orb of Elk, Bore Folk or Fro Bloke
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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity
1162 days ago
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Eli Manning = Nailing Men
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1162 days ago
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yeah, that's better! Describes him well, I suppose (not his passing)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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ArnoldTPantsEsq = Non-Q'ed Slat Strap
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1162 days ago
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god damn it, this is good stuff. you the manny!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Anonymous Fanatic = A Fancy Noon Autism, Omit A Canyon Snafu, A Funny Casino Atom, '"A Saucy infant Moon, A Monaco Fanny Suit, or A Many Focus Nation

Even more: I Fantasy Noun Coma, I Can't Annoy Famous

Better yet: Causation of Manny (The Mr X icon was my idea), As Caution of Manny, Manny, Count of Asia, USA Foo Manny Antic or CIA, Foot... Manny, Anus
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1162 days ago
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"An anagram is when you take a word or name and rearrange all of the letters that spell that word, name or phrase to make a new word, name or phrase." - I don't think we needed the explanation! Great stuff as ever Manny! My favourite was Manny Ramirez being Merry Nazi Man... That made me laugh out loud...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1162 days ago
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I didn't need to explain it to YOU, but I'm sure someone benefitted and got the gist of what was happening by the definition I provided (probably an American). Wait until I do sports ambigrams, palindromes and Spoonerisms... =)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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ALex Holowczak = "He'll Wack a Oz Ox" or "Heck, Ax Zoo Wall" (not that great eh? Damned X's and Z's in your name...)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Lax Welch Kazoo???
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1161 days ago
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Tie Dome + Me idiot
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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nice... there's always the alternative for Tie Dome = I Do Time By the way, say what you will about him as a hockey player (I have), dude is BEYOND classy off the ice. (seriously)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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I think there may need to be a "part 2" to this eventually...
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Sports Writer06Waterboy
1161 days ago
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Hilarious my friend...simply hilarious.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1161 days ago
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Buffalo Sabres: A Able Boss Ruff. How about that?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Boo
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Buffalo Sabres = Absorb Safe Flu, Our Baffle Bass, Bale Rub Off Ass, Bus Safe For Lab, Ole' Buff Ass Bar, Fearful Ass Bob, Balsa Rose Buff, Flub of Bare Ass....
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Anonymous Fanatic #4
1161 days ago
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George Bush Egoh Sub Reg
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Boo-er!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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George Bush - Be Surge Hog, She Go Be Rug, He Goes Grub, He Rub Egg So... George W Bush = We Go Beg Rush, He Grew Us Gob, Web Hog Surge, He Grew Bogus, Rub Whose Egg?, Egg Bus Whore...
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The sharkDraft Pick
1161 days ago
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Motor City Kitties Rocky Moist Tittie
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The sharkDraft Pick
1161 days ago
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The sharkDraft Pick
1161 days ago
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wordsmith.org/anagram/
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1161 days ago
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Actually, I used this one but I like yours better (thanks for pulling the curtain on the Wizard of Odd)
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