85’s “To Do List” Needs to Provide More Scoring

One long day after 24 continuous hours of Terrell Owens media mayhem, it’s seems another high profiled, out spoken at times, wide receiver seems to be a little bit jealous. Come to think of it, he has done more good on the field over the past two seasons than has number 81. Why, he’s even more organized than She-O…Perhaps if “the player” had a list to go by he would’ve kept better track of his pill popping intake? All that’s needed is a little check mark right beside the ones that have been taken…As a benefit to doing this, all the media outlets have the ability to keep track of this for you, and won’t ever let you forget…That is if you publicist even gets confused again. Before this turns into another T.O piece, let’s skip on up to four numbers higher and discuss number 85 in stripes.

If Chad Johnson isn’t smacking his lips together about something, well Chad isn’t being Chad. Quick call 911, may have OD on some Pepto-Bismol…Or the combination between Pepto along with some supplements could’ve sparked an allergic reaction. Known as one of the best, if not the best trash talker in the league got a dose, (well, if you can call it that) from surprisingly Bill Belichick of all peeps. Who knew a press conference with gray sweatshirt man could be so interesting? Who knew Bill could talk in the first place? And for him to get on Chad’s level might be a bigger feat than those three Super Bowl rings.

"Tell him we'd cover him one-on-one all the time, but he pushes off more than any receiver in the league," Belichick said with a grin. "He must be paying off the officials not to call it, so we're going to have to double-cover him some. ... Not that he can get open." This was in response to what Johnson flapped his lips about early in the day…Pleading with "Mr. Belichick" to let cornerback Asante Samuel, cover him one-on-one. "I won't score," Johnson promised. "I'll stop at the one and go out of bounds or something." The proves the notice that Chad’s still is suffering from when he got Jacked-UP a couple weeks ago. Of course you won’t score, only have done it once in three games. But that’s not your fault, right. Anybody who knows any thing about football knows you’re always open, just like your mouth…It’s just Carson never throws you the damn ball. Isn’t that right, Amigo? Always finding T.J. Whosyourmoma or that damn trouble maker Chris Henry…The nerve of some people.

Okay, last year was funny with the whole list, but this year what on earth do you have to share with us other than your bad breath? Maybe you should drink some Pepto, couldn’t hurt your nasty ass breath. I don’t call 12 catches for 137 yards & one visit to paydirt something the New England Patroits should be concerned about. Why Chad, those numbers, those are Freddie Mitchell type numbers, so what’s with all the hub bub? Or is this just another case of Chad being Chad? That’s really starting to get old. I think you are still feeling the effects of Cleveland’s Brian Russell? Just out of curiosity, in your opinion Chad, did Mr. Russell receive a check mark beside his name? Considering the fact that you needed assistance to the locker room, some help taking a shower, and then be driven home by one of your teammates…From the looks of it, I’d say Brian got the best of you! I bet that took 35 pills to recover from that hit…And T.O. thinks his finger hurts!

"The circus is in town, or out of town, I should say," Rodney Harrison said…In responding to a comment Chad made stating “he would knock Harrison's helmet off.” Boy, he hit it right on the head…You are a clown! Who incidentally also got a chuckle out of Johnson's to-do list. What is it with Bengal football players…They can never just seem to go about their business in a quiet manner. Always front page headlines. Well, I suppose looking like an idiot during the week, talking about your “To-Do List” is better than having your ugly mug added to the collection down at the Hamilton County jail. Pretty soon, with so many lovely mug shot, the Bengals are going to have to build a entire separate wing to their team complex to give the proper recognition to all of them. These accomplishments shouldn’t just go unnoticed! Um, Chad…There’s just one thing you keep on forgetting to add to your “To-Do List”…And that is SCORE! I know, you don’t even have to say it….”Talk to Carson, right?”

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