10 Ways to Fix the 2-8 Knicks
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by Kwasster07
The fans can keep on saying "Fire Isiah," but it is not as simple as that. Thus, I have proposed 10 ways to fix the Knicks, and I'm wondering what you guys think of them:
1. Pay other teams to agree to a draw.
2. Tell Owner Jim Dolan to stop going to Knick games for a while, and just to Rangers games, to see if that changes their luck.
3. Designate one fan each day to be in the starting five every night.
4. Have Isiah Thomas switch positions with Stephon Marbury. Dress Marbury in a suit, and Thomas in Knicks gear.
5. Knick players should give opposing teams the ball on purpose, so it won't be counted in the scoring book as a "turnover."
6. Pull a " Bill Belichick " and have some Knicks officials go to Orlando, and figure out what their "Magic" secret is to be 10-2.
7. Base the starting five on alphabetical order (last name) each night. Thus, one game start Mardy Collins, Jamal Crawford, Eddy Curry, David Lee, and Stephon Marbury. The next game, start the floor with Zach Randolph, Quentin Richardson, Nate Robinson, and I guess we could give Collins and Crawford another start here. This is to just increase our odds of committing more turnovers and foul more on the offensive side.
8. Have ArmChairGM user Manny Stiles come to the Knicks lockerroom and provide some motivational insight for this Knicks team, and how they can dish it out like his very own Phoenix Suns.
9. Have the Knick players watch more basketball video to prepare, than catching last night's Rangers game.
10. Practice, practice, practice.
I hope you guys agree and feel free to post any more solutions to this Knicks fiasco. And Happy Turkey day to you all!
