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10 Sports-Related Phrases I'd be Happy Never to Hear Again

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There are a lot of sports cliches out there, but which are the worst? Here are my Top 10 sports phrases that I don't think should ever be uttered again. (Ok, so they might just be the 10 I thought of first, but whatever.)

10. Let's get ready to rumble. Not only has it been said a million times, but it's been said by the same guy in the same tone from the same Jock Jams CD.

9. Just win, baby. Yeah, you inspired this article. Just shut it, baby.

8. Upside. 'Nuff said, I think.

7. Cubs Win! 95% of the time this phrase is said when the Cubs aren't even involved. Will Ferrell did a semi-funny impression of Harry Carray and now we have to pay for it by hearing these two words said in terrible HC impressions.

6. Pluralizing singular names (see here)

5. (Tie) That's gotta hurt and He'll feel that one in the morning. There's got to be something new we can come up with when someone gets smacked.

4. Must Win - I think if the players really care and have their hearts in the game, every game should be considered "must win." Why play a professional sport if you're on in it to win it. (In it to win it is #11 by the way)

3. Clutch. It's an ugly sounding word for one. For two, I'm sick of hearing it all the time.

2. (Tie) Overrated and Underrated Not because they're bad terms, but because it's nearly impossible to listen to or participate in a sports coversation without at least one of them being uttered.

1. Shock the world. It's bad enough when every underdog team has two or three players that use it at the end of every season, but even the announcers of the Florida/Ohio State game were using it before the game. It's not shocking when there's a cliche attached to it.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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At the end of the day, it all comes down to this, you give it 110%, you dig deep, because when you need to step up, this is what you play for. For all the marbles.
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Davis21wylieMVP
1050 days ago
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Our backs were against the wall, there was no tomorrow, but we found an extra gear, came through in the clutch, used our pitchability, and... shocked the world. We were so money that day...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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See, it's the D21Dubs out there grinding, giving it their all, day in and day out...
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1050 days ago
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I heard the Wylemeister was day-to-day with writer's cramp...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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Nah, he's a gametime decision with "clicker's digit" (the online version of turf toe)
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ChristofMVP
1050 days ago
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How about "Yankees Win"?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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What do you mean? No one has heard that said in any relevant setting since last century...
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ChristofMVP
1050 days ago
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"HE/SHE/THEY left nothing in the locker room."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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Ah, the Ruben Rivera special!
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
1050 days ago
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Hahaha!
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Davis21wylieMVP
1050 days ago
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"David Eckstein, a pesky little player who stands 5-7 and weighs 165 soaking wet, is the grittiest, clutchiest, heartiest little player you've ever seen. People told him he was too small to play pro baseball, but he made it anyway -- on pure guts, guile, hustle, and determination. He knows how to play through pain, too, and lord knows you can't measure the size of this man's heart. He's an overachieving little albino who never says die, with his infectious enthusiasm and unbridled tenacity. And he's my hero. Because it isn't the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the -- hey! Come back here! Those are my pants! Aw, man, there's ten bucks down the drain..." - Tim McCarver, to a street hooker in New York City
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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if by "hooker" you meant "Joe Buck" then I agree... Or if you change "David Eckstein" to ANY of the players Doug Collins EVER coached and added the words "whirling dervish" then I'd also agree (although Collins has been getting better)
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JuTMSY4Legend
1050 days ago
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If by your comment, Manny, you meant to quote "Grandma's Boy" than I truly appreciate that...
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Terry FooteSoccer Kid
1050 days ago
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This is shear brilliance.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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I think there should also be a law preventing anyone who weighs more than twice a player's actual weight from buying said player's replica jersey. No 350 lb dude should EVER be allowed to wear a Eckstein or Earl Boykins jersey.

And overfat chicks should be banished to OL jerseys numbers only. I saw a 300+ lb woman wearing an Allen Iverson jersey once (it wasn't his mom), it was NOT right.

Of course, I'd buy a Diana Taurasi or Lauren Jackson jersey in a heartbeat (yes, I'm weird), but they justifiably and correctl don't make WNBA jerseys in Men's XXXL sizes.

Jut, I have no idea what you are talking about...but I wish I did?!?
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
1050 days ago
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What's wrong with "must win." I think its very relevant during the post season if a team behind in the series and they have one more game before flying out to the other teams city for a set of games. Also, can I add "You're with me leather."
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KelsdadAll-Star
1050 days ago
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back door slider, "cutter". "That kid is a prospect".
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Phoenix SuperfanVarsity
1050 days ago
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3 words, Five Tool Player
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Terry FooteSoccer Kid
1050 days ago
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"The kid's got wheels on him"
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Twostardav
1050 days ago
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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!
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ChristofMVP
1050 days ago
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Merv Albert saying "YES", especially when one thinks of the reason why he got arrested a few years back.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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ever see the Norm McDonald SNL skit?

Marv Albert: Well, I did bite her.. but it was late, and it was dark, and I thought she was a.. pizza!

Oprah Winfrey: Mmm-hmm.. And when did you realize that she wasn't a pizza?

Marv Albert: Well, Oprah, to tell you the truth, usually when I eat pizza, I do not have a full erection!
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The BeastAAA-er
1050 days ago
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How about anything Duke Dick Vitale says.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
1050 days ago
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Every time Jim Rome opens his mouth, he creates a new phrase that I never want to hear again. I usually watch his show just because he pisses me off so much (strange and twisted, I know). Today, his new one was calling Belichick "The Hoodie". He said it about 40 times in a two minute segment and it made me want to punch a baby every time.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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that's Rome's schtick; say something and repeat it until it's almost funny - "Give me back my kid!" (or until Jim Everett jumps you)
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JackdocJV Squad
1050 days ago
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"He's got ice water in his veins." "As great a player as he is, he's even a better person." "He just knows how to make plays."
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
1050 days ago
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I can't nobody has posted the cliches Crash taught Nuke in Bull Durham. I'm disappointed.
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
1050 days ago
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I meant to say I can't believe. I hope this doesn't affect my upside.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1050 days ago
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what if you have no upside AND no downside? Can you have too much side-side?
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Paul1316Waterboy
1049 days ago
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How about the "If we just play OUR game, we'll win".
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