"The Player"

by user LastRow

I know, there’s nothing that can be said that hasn’t already been said about Terrell Owens latest publicly stunt, but give me a break, LastRowSports.com needed a “Weekly Boob”…I think this qualifies as such, a “BOOB”. Plus, we all like them, well those of us who aren’t pirates! So, I’ll give it to you straight…If you don’t what to read another piece on “The Player”, DON’T! It’s not I’m not trying to force pills down anybody’s face. However, if you’re in the need for a good scratch….What better way to do so than to read this? It’s your call, just there’s no reason to dial 911, so nobody jump the gun here…Although my fingers will definitely be sore after typing this piece!

Were we really supposed to believe that T.O. couldn’t take it anymore…That the pain on his broken ring finger was just too unbearable to take. God, if that was only the case…Life would be so much better for us. However, we couldn’t get that lucky…There, I say it, if somebody has a problem with me stating it would be a better world without Terrell Owens, you know where to find me! I’m being honest here assholes, I’d expect people to know the difference! No, come to think of it, “The Player” doesn’t have the onions to end his life! Damn you, Dallas Police Department for getting all our hopes up. In addition, big thanks on the 48-hour media news circus that you caused us to watch…Why even C-SPAN covered it.

Owens has really outdone himself this time. Now I’ll admit it, this non-story turned into a story thanks to our media friends. Always probing around trying to break the story first. Terrell Owens & News, why there hasn’t been more of a match made in heaven, (no pun intended) since some brave sole decided to put peanut butter on a jelly sandwich, thus invented an epic phenomenon. In typical Owens controversy fashion, it’s another case of “He Said, She Said”…Usually involving & targeting aspects relegated to the unfortunate teams & team members in which he plays for. While this hasn’t changed, and currently he is single handily bringing the 80’s primetime soap opera back to the top, but also now feels for whatever reason to shed this dubious spotlight on the Dallas Police Department. Boy, aren’t you guys lucky!

Have you guys no decency writing the police report that he tried to end his own life…Why where would you get a crazy thought like that from? Oh, I don’t know…Maybe the horses mouth, (or in this case it might be ass?)? Q: Did you try to harm yourself? TO: YES! So, hold up here…You want an apology from them stating that was totally fabricated, when in fact those were your words. Why if you weren’t in the proper state of mind, couldn’t you just pull a Drew Roushaus & simply say, “Next Question”? It shouldn’t have been that hard…You’ve heard a countless of numbers of times. By the way, where has Drew been through this whole thing. Not like he’s a guy to shy away from all this media attention! What I find very interesting is the fact that you somehow find the words to say you’re being taken advantage of. Oh really, how so? When in fact when it was your peeps making that 911 call. Yeah, just your average case of 911 operators taking advantage of the victims on the other end of the phone…Why, once a week we hear about this. (continued @ http://www.lastrowsports.com/weekly-boob.asp)

Date

Fri 09/29/06, 5:14 pm EST