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"I got tired of that b*tch."

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by DNL

That -- that -- is why former Laker pretty-boy/role player Rick Fox divorced singer/actress/Miss America Vanessa Williams, pictured.

Trust me, I know -- I heard it second hand.

I was walking down the street in Manhattan checking email on my p.o.s. Motorola Q. The guy just off my left shoulder started talking, and, given that no one else was around, he probably was talking to me.

"You know Rick Fox?" he asked, although I didn't really process the question. This is, after all, Manhattan, and random whackadoos initiate conversations with passersby on a semi-regular basis.

"Vanessa Williams... Rick Fox... Lakers.... ya know?"

"Yeah," I replied. I have no idea why I replied, but I did.

The guy proceeded to tell me that he just saw Fox parking his Range Rover-esque Mercedes, and I almost stupidly replied that I thought I saw Woody Allen the night before and Timothy Busfield about 20 minutes earlier. Not that anyone would give a rat's hiney if they saw Timothy Busfield, but, whatever.

In any event, my silence paid off, because my liason was hardly silent -- with either myself or Fox. It turns out that my new friend -- a doctor (still wearing his stethoscope) -- was overly friendly with Fox as well. Doctor-Guy asked Fox why he and Williams split. After all, she's hot-like-fire hot.

"I got tired of that b*tch."

Huh.

Fox allegedly claimed that while he was faithful to Williams, the opposite was not necessarily true. Doctor-Guy relayed that Williams hit the sauce a bit too hard; that, Fox allegedly claimed, is why he has custody of the kids. (My erstwhile correspondent also told me that, inside Fox's ride, sat two car seats. Fox had only one kid with Williams -- a daughter -- but has a son as well.) Finally, I was told that Fox escaped a Michael Strahan-esque malaise because of a pre-nup; Williams received "only" $10 million.

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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
801 days ago
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That's just proof positive that no matter how good looking a woman is, there is always someone who is tired of her sh*t.
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
801 days ago
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That being said, I wouldn't mind being the person who lies beneath.
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CheezerAll-Star
800 days ago
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How do you add a picture to a comment?
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CheezerAll-Star
800 days ago
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I've had this for almost 10 years. Finally, a chance to post it. <img src="Reality.jpg"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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Timothy Busfield?? Wow!@!!! (insert emoticon here)

I think Rick was tired of her (not having a penis).

Yeah, and David Justice was "tired" of Halle Berry too (snicker, snicker)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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I used to have this theory that Rick Fox found a genie's lamp on the beach as a youth.

Wish 1 - I wanna be a Tarheel.

Wish 2 - I wanna be a Celtic AND a Laker

Wish 3 - Vanessa Williams...

Question - why is Rick Fox in Manhattan?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
801 days ago
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Filling the void left behind by Carrie Bradshaw?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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She's busy filming the movie Barbaro... she got the lead role!
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KelsdadAll-Star
801 days ago
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Maybe she caught him with Rick Fox??
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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yeah... (sigh) I have a feeling Doug Christie wasn't far behind (pun intended) - their little slapfight was so staged.
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Hit By a PitchVarsity
801 days ago
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I'd be hitting the sauce a bit too hard, too, if I were married to Rick Fox.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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not into guys with pubic hair on steroids for a haircut?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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Hah this is the best half ass scoop I have ever read in my life. Well done DNL, keep searching for those inside scoops, or talking to strangers on the streed which everone works best for you
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DNLLegend
801 days ago
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The best part is that the dude came up to me, out of nowhere, and just started telling me the story.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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Hah didn your mama tell you not to talk to strangers?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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Or did he lure you in with tales of candy and funny stories?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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...and then he warned of the seventh seal being opened, how MLB was stealing his thoughts with satellites and explained our need to join the mothership on Tancor 9.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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It was the green gama rays that Stimalson was emmiting. He knew that Rick Fox was a member of Stimalson's army
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
801 days ago
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Does this now solve the mystery to why Rick Fox so mysteriously (and urgently) purchased a front row season ticket ever so slightly behind third base at Yankee Stadium?
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DNLLegend
801 days ago
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Oh, the guy also mentioned that Fox had NJ plates -- and said that he thought Fox moved back to this area. Which doesn't, at all, explain what he was doing in Manhattan. And no, I don't live in Chelsea.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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it helps explain why Jeter dives into the stands behind third even when the ball is hit into rightfield...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
801 days ago
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And to why A-Hole has been ever so famously jealous since?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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Was this anywhere near MSG? Maybe Isiah had a new "opening" that needed to be filled?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
801 days ago
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Maybe, but it ain't for anger management. That job was just filled by O.J. Simpson.
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RomiezzoLegend
801 days ago
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LOL! Rick Fox is so classic! I love that guy. He got tired of that b****. He needs variety in his life.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
801 days ago
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When I look at the picture, I think that I would find a way to deafen myself and make it seem like an accident... it ain't bitching if you don't hear it!
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
800 days ago
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Seriosuly Guys...I would love to be the snow that comes down in HER june...gross...
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
800 days ago
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but in all seriousness...I'd hit it.
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CityhockeyfeverVarsity Captain
800 days ago
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Hmmm, I wonder how long it will be until Kris Benson divorces his troublemaking wife Anna. Thanks to her, he no longer plays for the Mets.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
800 days ago
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Where have you been? They've been divorced for a while... why do you think she vanished? And seriously, I got tired of that bitch!
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
800 days ago
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Second that thought. Though I'd bet his teammates wished that she stuck around to make good on her threat.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
800 days ago
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there is 500 Anna Bensons that don't need to be on camera and in the news in every town for every utility man in MLB...
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DNLLegend
800 days ago
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Manny, they reconciled within about, oh, 45 minutes
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
800 days ago
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And clubhouse attendant boys dreams are once again filled with possibilities.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
798 days ago
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Wow you guys belive this. Rick will never call vanessa bitch in the first place. Oh he was the one that had pictures of him with a slut in Hawii.yall of a seduce he want a divorce dont you guys find that odd. Vanessa was never picture with other guy while they were married Rick dont have cusody of Sasha they both do.I cant belive you guys belive this story. I can tell by looking at that it fake. Why will rick have two car seat the last time I check kyle was like 12 or 13. I has I remember vanessa and rick only have one child togher which is sasha. I know sasha still need a car seat still.I can see you guys cant tell gossip from the truth
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DNLLegend
789 days ago
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Look, a random guy who I met on the street told me this story. If that's not a reliably source, what is!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
789 days ago
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<pc font>We must be more tolerant of Anonymous Fanatic comments.</pc font>
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